Scots urged to stay safe and ‘walk like a penguin’ amid cold snap

by DarkSkiesGreyWaters

13 comments
  1. “quick quick this guys dying he has minutes to live”. Cant be going any faster as health experts have said

  2. I’m already walking like a penguin because I nearly slipped and shit myself

  3. Slide mother suckers! Have fun if your gonna break a hip!

  4. Yup. Can agree. Dec 4, I fell on ungritted school access path. 2 operations later, I have a plate and screws in my wrist, and my medial nerve has been decompressed but I’m still experiencing limited feeling and heavy pins n needles.

    Get yourself a pair of permagrip soles. 19.99 from Timpsons. (I actually saw that episode again the day after my operations!)

    So fuck the snow, and a big ole double fuck to the ice.

    Seriously though, fuck the ice and snow.

  5. It’s almost as if we don’t get an annual cold snap (Winter) and need to remind everyone that it can get slippery.

  6. Walk like a penguin to your nearest grit bin and do a few local pavements

  7. Yaktrax or similar for shoes when it’s icy are a must now I’m old.

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