A bomb threat checklist

by AdDouble3004

10 comments
  1. This is not a dwill.

    You have twenty thwee minutes to evacuate.

    The codeword is Woger Wabbit 

  2. I remember these from back in the day.
    Used to work a lot of public sector call centres, and they all basically had this procedure, but no one ever rang in a threat.

  3. I wonder if anyone ever heard a familiar voice.

    Imagine how awkward that would be.

  4. My dad worked at the BBC I remember him bringing a form similar to this home. It had code words on it too from different terrorist organisations.

  5. Jesus look at all the information they’re looking u to fill in!!

  6. We had “training” on filling these out when I worked in the local swimming pools as the council was a threat apparently. Also had the community peelers in to JJB when they sponsored Rangers because apparently the RA was going to bomb a store in retaliation. Basically showed us how to make an incendiary device with a jo-bag and to pat down the sleeves of the jumpers before we left every evening.

  7. We didn’t get “training” we got training on terror attacks when i worked for a UK owned retailer in the South

    Had ready bags, role assignments and plans in the event of terror

    Cynical realist me assumes it’s for insurance in case any workers die but it was fairly comprehensive and detailed store specific info

  8. “What is your name?”

    “What is your address?”

    What fucking plank wrote that?

  9. I like how little space you have to write in the *”Why did you place the bomb?”* section.

    Like you’ve got to scribble some terrorist ideology and/or insane terrorist manifesto in one sentence.

    *”Why did you place the bomb?”*

    *”I want my country to be freed from the yoke of it’s oppres….”* (runs out of space)

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