
Stepped back into the kitchen to realise how British this scene is, what can you spot?
And before people comment, Yes the eggs are Sh*t and Yes the oven needs cleaning, and no that’s not cocaine on the side 😂
by Bossman-007

Stepped back into the kitchen to realise how British this scene is, what can you spot?
And before people comment, Yes the eggs are Sh*t and Yes the oven needs cleaning, and no that’s not cocaine on the side 😂
by Bossman-007
30 comments
Ahhhh Bisto! 😆
The more I zoom in, the more I wish I hadn’t.
I can spot your two star hygiene rating certificate…
Are you saving your gravel under the pan?
I store mine outside, on the path.
“Get Cosy”
Cosy is a good word. I’m sure it’s used in other English speaking countries but it feels like a British word.
But where is the Sports Direct mug? Its not a British kitchen if one of those doesn’t magically appear.
Nescafé Gold. You might need some sugar? 🥺🍆
Have you ever heard of dettol
The absolute state of that hob
Even got the Bisto peaking out of the corner
The longer I look the more British I feel.
(U should probably clean ur stove tho)
Is this a halfway house?
Ohhh I feel very stressed at this
Clean it, filthy.
Bossman you’re no Barry Scott.
how does this look worse than my student house kitchen
Please, angle that kettle the other way
The irony of the ‘Get Cosy’ mug.
Poor OP just wanted to share a vibe but was delivered a British battering for not cleaning the hob first 😅
Looks like a very long game of Mastermind along the backsplash.
Bone apple tea
I love your vintage style tins
You’re supposed to season the food, not the hob.
This looks very homely reminds me if my childhood
Fucked it with Breville there mate, everything else totally on point though.
Where did all the knives from the block go??
Way to much shit on the worktops to be able to surface clean properly. Looks like an up and coming hoarder house tbh.
Cupboards are there for a reason as in it’s because they gunge up the underneath etc.
Personally I know what it takes to scrub months worth of coffee griuns/granules/sugar off a surface. Its gross and weird and I don’t understand anyone who let’s it build up.
Won’t mention the oven but ffs clean and de-grease this sockets. Oh, and buy proper bacon.
Definitely not British if that isn’t cocaine cmon man you’re giving us a bad rep
I love the tea tin!
How are we supposed to know the oven needs clearing, we can only see the hob 😛