Isn’t this what Henry VIII used to wear?

by CraigJSmith-Himself

12 comments
  1. His were a bit more posh than “Everyday Essentials” though, I’m sure.

  2. “Knave, go ask Charles Brandon, 1st Duke of Suffolk and my BFF, if mine cod piece is responsibly sourced.”

  3. Henry VIII wore syphilis sores on his penis, and a paper crown made of old marriage certificates

  4. Why did Henry VIII get divorced?

    Apparently his cod piece was <1% of his wife’s daily intake…

  5. Still have no idea what codpiece and sixpence are. To me they’re just fusty old words.

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