Trump’s Idiot Lawyer May Already Have Sunk His E. Jean Carroll Defense: If Alina Habba’s opening arguments are any indication, this case will not end well for Trump.

by harsh2k5

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  1. What Habba really wanted to say:

    “My client is a rich and powerful white man who always gets what he wants — and he would never want an ugly lady like Miss Carroll — he would want a hot young lady like myself and I would be honored to be grabbed by him whenever he felt like it — because he’s a STAR”

  2. It keeps being said yet he isn’t in jail and is the front runner for the republicans.

  3. >Trump’s idiot Lawyer

    Quickly becoming a commonly used phrase.

  5. It didn’t end well… Guilty was the verdict this here is empty your pockets round two bc the idiot doesn’t know when to quit

  6. The future Secretary of State, folks. For a while, anyway. Before she gets fired for something insane like politely refusing to put the French Prime Minister in a headlock at a peace summit.

  7. Supposedly his truth social account was sending out more defamation texts, as he was in the court room..not sure if that is true or not.

    Edit: some tech guru should have a counter on display. One side has the running total of the fines….the other side has the running total of the donations from fundraising off the fines.

    I wonder which will be higher?

  8. i hope Habba picks up Tacopina’s cases. she’ll end up being a hero of the American people, but not for the reasons she thinks…

  9. This is every day, or at least every week, when will this POS run out of lawyers and also finally get locked up?, every single week there is a major “mistake” by his lawyers but he is still free and even considered for the presidency by some.

  10. Isn’t she just really trying to become the next Mrs. Donald J. Trump? She knows this lawyer stuff is a dead-end.

  11. > Habba also argued that Carroll was “fully enjoying the attention.”

    > “We will ask Ms. Carroll to confirm that she felt she was in a cocoon of love after the publication,” Habba said.

    Gross.

  12. He ain’t payin’ shit, but he’s guilty as shit.

  13. Nothing will ever happen to trump. These trials have all been going on and on with no consequences for him. He’s going to be president again. A few million $ isn’t jack shit. The fix is in. Dems are running a candidate who polls lower than DeSantis. It’s all so obvious.

  14. Habba is an absolute gargoyl. What she did to that girl who was assaulted at Mar a Lago is beyond the pale. And it’s all made so much fucking weirder by those pictures of Trump and her on New Yeara and him being unable to help himself and calling her pretty at his rallies.

    It’s some dark shit.

  15. “Surrounded by a cocoon of love.”

    Who talks like that?

    Habba is an idiot.

  16. But she’s ‘hawt’ and that’s what matters to Trump and his base.

  17. At least she remembered to check the jury trial box this time.

  20. Who is coming up with these super editorialized headlines? Journalism is in bad shape.

  22. The idea of punitive awards are awards high enough for the loser to feel pain. I don’t even think $10 million would mean much. Maybe $100m. But then again, he would just grift from political pac to pay for it.

  24. “I’m with Trump because he is for law and order.”

  25. Reddit users might be more obsessed with MAGA themselves.

  26. She’s been trying SO hard to make Trump like her, maybe give her a ring when Melania finally walks away. But she out-did his disregard for civility and got bitten by her amazing stupidity. Hello Fox News and a book deal!

  27. Ah yes …. the “you liked it and you know it” defense…. always works like a charm. /s

  28. Being a lawyer for Donald Trump has got to be a lot like being a football coach for Jerry Jones. You’re not in control of the game, the boss is

  29. Alina Habba is Deep State & is sabotaging Trump. Trump’s White House was totally planted with Deep State UniParty operatives & Trump’s inner circles are infiltrated by spying saboteurs.

  30. Not to seem impatient, but this has gone on long enough. It’s entertaining.

  31. The fact that Donnie continues to retain her as a lawyer says volumes about his having alienated all competent legal assistance.

  32. Could he have hired a moron on purpose to later claim he didn’t have proper representation?

  34. New Yorkers hate trump. always have. jury will take care of him

  35. I’d bet she’s given him a blowie at some point

  38. >Surrounded by a cocoon of love.

    Word salad is pathetic.

  39. How did this animated Bratz doll get a law degree? And when will someone tell her that duckface is so over?

  41. What defense? He’s already been found liable, this trial is another one only about damages. These fuckin headlines man…

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