Typical Scottish morning? Typical Scottish morning? byu/cgsimmons1983 inCasualUK by cgsimmons1983 Tags:Casual UKUnited Kingdom 26 comments I have some serious cognitive dissonance going on in my head right now. For one, I’m so glad I no longer live there, but for two, I really fucking miss it. It’s a dilemma. I’m not quite understanding what the lady is getting cross about. Where is “just a wee fire” that video is peak Scotland “Yer stick’s no even touchin’ the ground man!” Ah’m pishin’ masel here. Love the guy sliding on his arse down the hill. He must have been going a while before he managed to get his phone out to start recording. That was a Fiesta, not a Focus. That is all. [This is the one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB14c20iARw) Even though as an Englishman I really have to concentrate to understand what they’re saying Where’s the trampoline clip? Disgustang! Needed the Orca & Paddleboarder video, that one is my fav https://youtu.be/oOqCn7YMiJ8 Where’s “I’m absolutely full of crisps”? Hocush Pocush, there’sh peesha on yer focush. The guy sliding down the hill creased me. I’d love to see a bonk machine, must be pretty rare [does nobody know how to flush the toilet after taking a shit](https://youtu.be/x8KzSweYESw?si=fraTPC44zUHtDyWy) One wonders how Scottish life expectancy is as high as it is when watching these clips. This one always gets me. Eleven. https://youtu.be/HbDnxzrbxn4?si=nJVb0xKJ2VRNIbGQ [Fuck off Ally](https://youtu.be/inM9zjoKJFg?si=nZXpFjllyc7vx95k&t=43) As an Irishman living in Scotland, this barely scratches the surface of some of the quality Scottish videos… Hi guys I’ll be singing Cher Lloyd. And not a speccy bam in sight! The guy sliding down the hill is too fucking much 😂😂. Different breed north of the border 😂😂 Scuse me mate is it true Glasgow’s full of specky bams? What about the “[insert Scottish accent] Which one of you two didn’t flush the toilet after taking a shit!” Disgusting!” ‘Look at the size a that lamppost’ https://youtu.be/EL0GFV6c2Pk?si=1HSn2BFUVWXPO8j6 This one for me! Fun fact – 97.5% of all Scottish people are born absolutely hilarious. It’s just part of the genetics. They’re hard and funny. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
I have some serious cognitive dissonance going on in my head right now. For one, I’m so glad I no longer live there, but for two, I really fucking miss it. It’s a dilemma.
Love the guy sliding on his arse down the hill. He must have been going a while before he managed to get his phone out to start recording.
[This is the one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB14c20iARw) Even though as an Englishman I really have to concentrate to understand what they’re saying
[does nobody know how to flush the toilet after taking a shit](https://youtu.be/x8KzSweYESw?si=fraTPC44zUHtDyWy)
As an Irishman living in Scotland, this barely scratches the surface of some of the quality Scottish videos… Hi guys I’ll be singing Cher Lloyd.
What about the “[insert Scottish accent] Which one of you two didn’t flush the toilet after taking a shit!” Disgusting!”
Fun fact – 97.5% of all Scottish people are born absolutely hilarious. It’s just part of the genetics. They’re hard and funny.
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I have some serious cognitive dissonance going on in my head right now.
For one, I’m so glad I no longer live there, but for two, I really fucking miss it.
It’s a dilemma.
I’m not quite understanding what the lady is getting cross about.
Where is “just a wee fire” that video is peak Scotland
“Yer stick’s no even touchin’ the ground man!”
Ah’m pishin’ masel here.
Love the guy sliding on his arse down the hill. He must have been going a while before he managed to get his phone out to start recording.
That was a Fiesta, not a Focus. That is all.
[This is the one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB14c20iARw)
Even though as an Englishman I really have to concentrate to understand what they’re saying
Where’s the trampoline clip?
Disgustang!
Needed the Orca & Paddleboarder video, that one is my fav
https://youtu.be/oOqCn7YMiJ8
Where’s “I’m absolutely full of crisps”?
Hocush Pocush, there’sh peesha on yer focush.
The guy sliding down the hill creased me.
I’d love to see a bonk machine, must be pretty rare
[does nobody know how to flush the toilet after taking a shit](https://youtu.be/x8KzSweYESw?si=fraTPC44zUHtDyWy)
One wonders how Scottish life expectancy is as high as it is when watching these clips.
This one always gets me. Eleven.
https://youtu.be/HbDnxzrbxn4?si=nJVb0xKJ2VRNIbGQ
[Fuck off Ally](https://youtu.be/inM9zjoKJFg?si=nZXpFjllyc7vx95k&t=43)
As an Irishman living in Scotland, this barely scratches the surface of some of the quality Scottish videos…
Hi guys I’ll be singing Cher Lloyd.
And not a speccy bam in sight!
The guy sliding down the hill is too fucking much 😂😂. Different breed north of the border 😂😂
Scuse me mate is it true Glasgow’s full of specky bams?
What about the “[insert Scottish accent] Which one of you two didn’t flush the toilet after taking a shit!” Disgusting!”
‘Look at the size a that lamppost’
https://youtu.be/EL0GFV6c2Pk?si=1HSn2BFUVWXPO8j6
This one for me!
Fun fact – 97.5% of all Scottish people are born absolutely hilarious. It’s just part of the genetics. They’re hard and funny.