Tell me you have sex with your cousin without telling me you have sex with your cousin.
*Les Cousins Dangereux*
Oh sweet baby Jesus wtf why.
Obviously this isn’t because he had sex with *his* first cousin or anything.
You can call it whatever you want on paper, but you’re still fuckin’ your cousin, Bubba.
You know all his cousins are looking back at every interaction they’ve had with him and freaking out right now.
If you change the law, it won’t be incest *legally speaking*, but it’s still incest.
Family values!
The Rudy Rule!!!
It’s still incest, just not against the law for them
**This** is what they spend legislative **bandwidth** on?
There is only so much political bandwidth. What do you want politicians to focus on. Sure we have the gun issue, or dealing with attacks against democracy and voting, but this cousin fucking issue ranks right up there with the countries most pressing issues.
Are those banjos I hear?
Oh, Kentucky, you’ve been naughty haven’t you?
Oh you van change the law… but you’re still a cousin fucker..
Kin-Fucky?
This is what politicians are focused on ? Healthcare, pollution, workers rights etc that’s all fixed ? Now on to the major issues like banging muh cousin
first cousin is like your parents siblings kids right ?
damn..
This guy’s reelection is going on my list of things to watch. Will be interesting to see if republicans will change their vote for cousin fucking. I suspect not but as a scientist I live for data points.
How long til south park releases a sequel to their hit song Uncle Fucker. Cousin Fucker could go double platinum.
Republicans : books in school sexualize children and we need to ban the like we’re Nazis germany. .
Also republicans: let’s make it legal to marry little girls, inspect girl or teenager‘s genitalia if they want to play sports, or f*ck your cousin. But to conservatives “To kill a mocking bird” is much worse than all this.
It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful.
Anton Szandor LaVey
And two adults of the same sex having a private happy relationship is just too much for the GOP
“Why would we want to marry our cousins?”
“‘Cause they’re so attractive. I thought that was the whole point of this journey.”
All the bills you can propose to try to make the country better and this is what you choose? Tell me this guy ain’t eyeing his 16 year old cousin at a family reunion.
I read a biology article talking about this exact thing. The article basically said it’s okay
>Wilson, then a 27-year-old public defender, first shot to prominence when he won the 37th season of the CBS reality TV show Survivor in 2018, called Survivor: David vs. Goliath, before returning for the 40th season, featuring the winners from previous shows in 2020. In November 2022, Wilson ran unopposed for the 82nd District of the Kentucky House after Republican incumbent Regina Huff retired.
Thanks once again, reality TV
First cousin marriage is already legal in 26 states. It’s not a big thing in reality.
Yo what the fuck, this is Nick from Survivor
Kentucky 🤝🏼 Alabama
Reality TV personality, *Survivor* winner, state representative, and cousin-loving freak. Talk about a weird resume.
Even Trump isn’t *quite* this blatant about wanting to legally have sex with someone in his family.
With Republicans, I always have to double check and make sure I am not reading something from The Onion.
Weird how Republicans want to take away reproductive rights for the family they want to have sex with.
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Tell me you have sex with your cousin without telling me you have sex with your cousin.
*Les Cousins Dangereux*
Oh sweet baby Jesus wtf why.
Obviously this isn’t because he had sex with *his* first cousin or anything.
You can call it whatever you want on paper, but you’re still fuckin’ your cousin, Bubba.
You know all his cousins are looking back at every interaction they’ve had with him and freaking out right now.
If you change the law, it won’t be incest *legally speaking*, but it’s still incest.
Family values!
The Rudy Rule!!!
It’s still incest, just not against the law for them
**This** is what they spend legislative **bandwidth** on?
There is only so much political bandwidth. What do you want politicians to focus on. Sure we have the gun issue, or dealing with attacks against democracy and voting, but this cousin fucking issue ranks right up there with the countries most pressing issues.
Are those banjos I hear?
Oh, Kentucky, you’ve been naughty haven’t you?
Oh you van change the law… but you’re still a cousin fucker..
Kin-Fucky?
This is what politicians are focused on ? Healthcare, pollution, workers rights etc that’s all fixed ? Now on to the major issues like banging muh cousin
first cousin is like your parents siblings kids right ?
damn..
This guy’s reelection is going on my list of things to watch. Will be interesting to see if republicans will change their vote for cousin fucking. I suspect not but as a scientist I live for data points.
How long til south park releases a sequel to their hit song Uncle Fucker. Cousin Fucker could go double platinum.
Republicans : books in school sexualize children and we need to ban the like we’re Nazis germany. .
Also republicans: let’s make it legal to marry little girls, inspect girl or teenager‘s genitalia if they want to play sports, or f*ck your cousin. But to conservatives “To kill a mocking bird” is much worse than all this.
It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful.
Anton Szandor LaVey
And two adults of the same sex having a private happy relationship is just too much for the GOP
“Why would we want to marry our cousins?”
“‘Cause they’re so attractive. I thought that was the whole point of this journey.”
All the bills you can propose to try to make the country better and this is what you choose? Tell me this guy ain’t eyeing his 16 year old cousin at a family reunion.
I read a biology article talking about this exact thing. The article basically said it’s okay
>Wilson, then a 27-year-old public defender, first shot to prominence when he won the 37th season of the CBS reality TV show Survivor in 2018, called Survivor: David vs. Goliath, before returning for the 40th season, featuring the winners from previous shows in 2020. In November 2022, Wilson ran unopposed for the 82nd District of the Kentucky House after Republican incumbent Regina Huff retired.
Thanks once again, reality TV
First cousin marriage is already legal in 26 states. It’s not a big thing in reality.
Yo what the fuck, this is Nick from Survivor
Kentucky 🤝🏼 Alabama
Reality TV personality, *Survivor* winner, state representative, and cousin-loving freak. Talk about a weird resume.
Even Trump isn’t *quite* this blatant about wanting to legally have sex with someone in his family.
With Republicans, I always have to double check and make sure I am not reading something from The Onion.
Weird how Republicans want to take away reproductive rights for the family they want to have sex with.
of course it’s some dude with a creepy smile
Is this……. Projecting?