Das James-Webb-Teleskop entdeckt das früheste bekannte Schwarze Loch – es ist für sein Alter wirklich groß

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1. Really big compared to what

2. We found the USS Cygnus and Dr. Hans Reinhardt!

3. James Webb has been discovering all sorts of all cool shit since its inception.

4. Apparently it’s visible because all the matter being sucked toward it (it’s 1.2 million times the mass of our Sun) just lights up the sky.

5. Is that you God? Is this me?

6. This is an important finding because supermassive black hole formation and galaxy formation go hand – every normal sized galaxy has one in its center.

7. > really big for its age

   Ew why are they trying to groom the black hole?

8. It’s full of stars

9. They grow up so fast

10. Blackest known early hole

11. The same can be said about my exs black hole

12. Is it my grandma?

13. So was my cousin but he turned out OK…

14. When the first atoms formed the universe was very dense. I’m unsure as to why we aren’t just one giant black hole.

15. That’s what she said

16. Astronomer: oh hey there

    Black hole: uh, hi?

    Astronomer: you’re looking pretty grown up for your age

    Black hole: eeew get away from me creep!

17. These scientists need to get laid fast before they try to stick their dicks in the black hole

18. What are you doin, step-blackhole?

19. But we already had an earliest known black hole..

20. It’s a great big and amazing universe

21. The beginning of the dumb stair dance shuffle.