When I sold my MacBook last year, it was up against others priced at RRP with broken screens – “needs a new screen” – well the seller should bloody pay for it then!
The battery on mine was failing so I priced it with a replacement in mind. Absolute cheek of it.
That keyboard is creating new antibiotics
I do miss my old C70, feels like almost every keyboard now is either stupidly overpriced or some RGB bukkake disgrace.
This is archaeological proof of ancient civilisations.
If you ever wanted to visualise a mixture of dried spunk and Cheetos dust look no further.
Edit: I originally typo’d “tried spunk”. I actually meant DRIED.
I like to have faith in everyone, so the excuse I’ll dream up for this is that it’s got flood damage. Because surely no one can be that disgusting……right…..right
For sale in Battle, Hastings….
Looks like it was used in the Battle Of Hastings.
Ooh! – an *upgrade*!
That’s absolutely vile. How people can let their stuff get that bad is beyond me.
£25 for a broken keyboard?!
Wow. I sold a well used, excellent condition K70 which I’d just cleaned for £20 some time ago now.
Edit, and it had the wrist rest and key puller!
message to seller: “what is wrong with you!?!?”
Jesus, this fella needs to learn to use a sock instead of just spaffing all over his keyboard like a sprinkler on its stag weekend.
I really do wonder how some people even manage to get successfully out of bed on a morning, let alone manage to advertise a broken keyboard covered in food, dust and spunk, AND call it a bargain 🤦♂️
That needs jetwashing
R/mechanicalkeyboards
I used to work for a IT company and one of our customers was a seafood wholesalers, the keyboards in their offices used to look just like that.
Guys coming off the shop floor in their gear and updating orders, bleurgh
We all wondered and were given theories about covid but now we have the source. Someone buy it and burn it and whatever you put it in.
His other items include a couple of wee stained mattresses, a “partially working headset” and other such gems.
Of course its from ore…
We started with the QWERTY keyboard, now we have the STDeY board.
I wouldn’t trust that if it went through an ultrasonic cleaner, a UV bath, a furnace, and then a molecular realignment process.
Ha, I got a k70 as my first keyboard when 14, as my friend spilled a pot noodle on it and sold it to me for £10
Even that wasn’t as bad as this though
I actually recoiled from this photo. How do people live like that.
Does it work?
I don’t think their idea of a bargain is the same as my idea of a bargain..
I have one of these keyboards. Typing on it now, as a matter of fact. It’s fantastic.
Maybe it’s just me, but I actually find cleaning my keyboard quite therapeutic. I pull all the keycaps off, put them to soak in a bowl then clean around the switches. Then I clean each keycap individually, dry it, and put them back on. (I like to do them all without referring to a picture of the keyboard).
I probably wouldn’t enjoy cleaning someone else’s grot though.
Of course it’s from Ore, Hastings! What do you expect? 😂
DOES NOT WORK!!!!
People who attempt to sell stuff like this never fail to surprise me. If he advertised it for £3, I’d laugh, but £25? Is he taking the piss?
It’s like when you see people on Facebook selling things for 50p. Just throw them away, for fuck’s sake.
£25 is actually crazy, even if it was in perfect condition that’s pushing ittt
You could make a clone with the amount of DNA on that
This is a kink thing isn’t it. I see your smelly socks and raise you a keyboard that looks like a plaster’s radio
This was somehow smuggled out of a Wuhan lab late 2019 and is what started Covid-19.
Is this still available?
I mean if you’re selling it as “doesn’t work” anyway, just pressure wash it.
Nurgle’s Keyboard
The world of mechanical keyboards is wild. You can buy a single key – SINGLE KEY – on Etsy for £100. Artisan keycaps. Crazy.
Reminder:
DOES NOT WORK !!!
Arrive to buy it and shit on it looking the owner in the eyes as you softly masturbate while watching Jeremy Clarkson clips on YouTube.
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME IF IT WORKS?
_Thank you_
And here I felt self-conscious sharing my pic of my old and my new keyboard, [thinking my old one looked greasy and cat-hairy…](https://i.imgur.com/x4P37Gl.jpg)
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£25 for something that doesn’t work 😂
When I sold my MacBook last year, it was up against others priced at RRP with broken screens – “needs a new screen” – well the seller should bloody pay for it then!
The battery on mine was failing so I priced it with a replacement in mind. Absolute cheek of it.
That keyboard is creating new antibiotics
I do miss my old C70, feels like almost every keyboard now is either stupidly overpriced or some RGB bukkake disgrace.
This is archaeological proof of ancient civilisations.
If you ever wanted to visualise a mixture of dried spunk and Cheetos dust look no further.
Edit: I originally typo’d “tried spunk”. I actually meant DRIED.
I like to have faith in everyone, so the excuse I’ll dream up for this is that it’s got flood damage. Because surely no one can be that disgusting……right…..right
For sale in Battle, Hastings….
Looks like it was used in the Battle Of Hastings.
Ooh! – an *upgrade*!
That’s absolutely vile. How people can let their stuff get that bad is beyond me.
£25 for a broken keyboard?!
Wow. I sold a well used, excellent condition K70 which I’d just cleaned for £20 some time ago now.
Edit, and it had the wrist rest and key puller!
message to seller: “what is wrong with you!?!?”
Jesus, this fella needs to learn to use a sock instead of just spaffing all over his keyboard like a sprinkler on its stag weekend.
I really do wonder how some people even manage to get successfully out of bed on a morning, let alone manage to advertise a broken keyboard covered in food, dust and spunk, AND call it a bargain 🤦♂️
That needs jetwashing
R/mechanicalkeyboards
I used to work for a IT company and one of our customers was a seafood wholesalers, the keyboards in their offices used to look just like that.
Guys coming off the shop floor in their gear and updating orders, bleurgh
We all wondered and were given theories about covid but now we have the source. Someone buy it and burn it and whatever you put it in.
His other items include a couple of wee stained mattresses, a “partially working headset” and other such gems.
Of course its from ore…
We started with the QWERTY keyboard, now we have the STDeY board.
I wouldn’t trust that if it went through an ultrasonic cleaner, a UV bath, a furnace, and then a molecular realignment process.
Ha, I got a k70 as my first keyboard when 14, as my friend spilled a pot noodle on it and sold it to me for £10
Even that wasn’t as bad as this though
I actually recoiled from this photo. How do people live like that.
Does it work?
I don’t think their idea of a bargain is the same as my idea of a bargain..
I have one of these keyboards. Typing on it now, as a matter of fact. It’s fantastic.
Maybe it’s just me, but I actually find cleaning my keyboard quite therapeutic. I pull all the keycaps off, put them to soak in a bowl then clean around the switches. Then I clean each keycap individually, dry it, and put them back on. (I like to do them all without referring to a picture of the keyboard).
I probably wouldn’t enjoy cleaning someone else’s grot though.
Of course it’s from Ore, Hastings! What do you expect? 😂
DOES NOT WORK!!!!
People who attempt to sell stuff like this never fail to surprise me. If he advertised it for £3, I’d laugh, but £25? Is he taking the piss?
It’s like when you see people on Facebook selling things for 50p. Just throw them away, for fuck’s sake.
£25 is actually crazy, even if it was in perfect condition that’s pushing ittt
You could make a clone with the amount of DNA on that
This is a kink thing isn’t it. I see your smelly socks and raise you a keyboard that looks like a plaster’s radio
This was somehow smuggled out of a Wuhan lab late 2019 and is what started Covid-19.
Is this still available?
I mean if you’re selling it as “doesn’t work” anyway, just pressure wash it.
Nurgle’s Keyboard
The world of mechanical keyboards is wild. You can buy a single key – SINGLE KEY – on Etsy for £100. Artisan keycaps. Crazy.
Reminder:
DOES NOT WORK !!!
Arrive to buy it and shit on it looking the owner in the eyes as you softly masturbate while watching Jeremy Clarkson clips on YouTube.
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME IF IT WORKS?
_Thank you_
And here I felt self-conscious sharing my pic of my old and my new keyboard, [thinking my old one looked greasy and cat-hairy…](https://i.imgur.com/x4P37Gl.jpg)