Recommend a family member and they’ll get their treatment the next week?
I am being sarcastic btw
I thought the royals whole schtik was being my an arms length away. Do we really need to know this?
Where else was he going to have his prostate treated?
Yeah and I bet it’s top level no expense spared treatment. Not like our hospitals. Falling apart.
2 royals in hospital in the space of a few hours. Interesting
The Royal Sphincter getting finger blasted by the Royal Physician
Imagine the poor doctor who has to pull on a latex glove, squirt a bit of KY on his finger, and then stick said finger up Charles III.
I wonder, Doctor, who does prostate examination on Charles brags about it or not ?
‘ See this finger , it was up king’s @ss..’
God, Charlie will be gutted if he’s in danger of croaking it, all that time he was waiting for Liz to die only to roll over and have to give it to Will.
Did we really need to know it was a prostate treatment? I didn’t need to know that the king was getting fingered today.
20 yrs ago he would have went to Epstein island instead
Shit, I’d just put my order in for one of those portraits.
The doctor who did the examination felt a right arsehole.
Two in hospital, both with big reassurances that the procedures have nothing to do with cancer.
Hmm.
Does this mean that woman sits on the throne in the absence of Prince Charles?
Imagine being the guy who checks Charles’ prostate. Actually, it’s probably just Camilla.
Did we really need to know the King is about to get a finger or two up his bum?
If this ones dies within a decade i want his coronation refunded.
Imagine being a king with an ailment that no man should be ashamed of being concerned about, and just knowing that your royal subjects know you’re getting fingered.
Now he’s busy, can we maybe talk about getting rid of the whole royal lot starting with his paedo brother?
He better not die, there’s no way the country can pay for another 2 parades if he needs replacing.
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No doubt he’s been waiting 2 years and has been subject to delays caused by strikes.
I hope he’s ok, I don’t get paid if we have to have another fucking bank holiday.
Imagine the doctor doing that. You’d never be able to I vote him to a work night out.
‘Yeah I saved a heart attack patient from the brink’
‘That’s cool but I fingered the king’
Like would you have a better work story than that?
Apparently all men will die with prostate cancer if they live past 50.
I might have misremembered that factoid, but it’s something as terrifying as that.
What an unbelievable flex that would be, ‘I fingered the king’
He’s been watching Road Trip, when they’re in the sperm donor clinic.
I hope this raises awareness for other men to have their prostates checked, it’s extremely important.
You know you’ve had enough internet for the day when you get an ass update on a random old guy
Why the fuck do we need to know that? I’d rather the palace didn’t say anything, and there’s better news for the papers to report than anything to do with the King’s bollocks. Sounds like the name of a pub
I have a feeling we’re getting King William before the end of next year as Charles steps aside for health reasons.
In the States, more than one President has required a colonoscopy. That requires a general anaesthetic and therefore, they make a declaration they are temporarily incapable of acting as President under Section 3 of the 25th Amendment. The Vice President is therefore Acting President during the operation until POTUS has recovered and makes another declaration that they’re fit to resume their duties.
You always know it’s 100x worse than what the palace releases, much like Prince Philip boldly waking from hospital to his car a day before he died, and then striding merrily without additional support down into his tomb in Windsor Castle for a well deserved rest; in actuality King Prince Charles III was taking a casual stroll through Kew gardens when he happened to ambulate too fast through a standing cheese wire and sever himself in twain, spilling his offal and effluence from his royal bodice. His team of Swiss private tax payer funded surgeons are currently stitching him back together so he can resume Royal duties.
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Recommend a family member and they’ll get their treatment the next week?
I am being sarcastic btw
I thought the royals whole schtik was being my an arms length away. Do we really need to know this?
Where else was he going to have his prostate treated?
Yeah and I bet it’s top level no expense spared treatment. Not like our hospitals. Falling apart.
2 royals in hospital in the space of a few hours. Interesting
The Royal Sphincter getting finger blasted by the Royal Physician
Imagine the poor doctor who has to pull on a latex glove, squirt a bit of KY on his finger, and then stick said finger up Charles III.
I wonder, Doctor, who does prostate examination on Charles brags about it or not ?
‘ See this finger , it was up king’s @ss..’
God, Charlie will be gutted if he’s in danger of croaking it, all that time he was waiting for Liz to die only to roll over and have to give it to Will.
Did we really need to know it was a prostate treatment? I didn’t need to know that the king was getting fingered today.
20 yrs ago he would have went to Epstein island instead
Shit, I’d just put my order in for one of those portraits.
The doctor who did the examination felt a right arsehole.
Two in hospital, both with big reassurances that the procedures have nothing to do with cancer.
Hmm.
Does this mean that woman sits on the throne in the absence of Prince Charles?
Imagine being the guy who checks Charles’ prostate. Actually, it’s probably just Camilla.
Did we really need to know the King is about to get a finger or two up his bum?
If this ones dies within a decade i want his coronation refunded.
Imagine being a king with an ailment that no man should be ashamed of being concerned about, and just knowing that your royal subjects know you’re getting fingered.
Now he’s busy, can we maybe talk about getting rid of the whole royal lot starting with his paedo brother?
He better not die, there’s no way the country can pay for another 2 parades if he needs replacing.
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No doubt he’s been waiting 2 years and has been subject to delays caused by strikes.
I hope he’s ok, I don’t get paid if we have to have another fucking bank holiday.
Imagine the doctor doing that. You’d never be able to I vote him to a work night out.
‘Yeah I saved a heart attack patient from the brink’
‘That’s cool but I fingered the king’
Like would you have a better work story than that?
Apparently all men will die with prostate cancer if they live past 50.
I might have misremembered that factoid, but it’s something as terrifying as that.
What an unbelievable flex that would be, ‘I fingered the king’
He’s been watching Road Trip, when they’re in the sperm donor clinic.
I hope this raises awareness for other men to have their prostates checked, it’s extremely important.
You know you’ve had enough internet for the day when you get an ass update on a random old guy
Why the fuck do we need to know that? I’d rather the palace didn’t say anything, and there’s better news for the papers to report than anything to do with the King’s bollocks. Sounds like the name of a pub
I have a feeling we’re getting King William before the end of next year as Charles steps aside for health reasons.
In the States, more than one President has required a colonoscopy. That requires a general anaesthetic and therefore, they make a declaration they are temporarily incapable of acting as President under Section 3 of the 25th Amendment. The Vice President is therefore Acting President during the operation until POTUS has recovered and makes another declaration that they’re fit to resume their duties.
You always know it’s 100x worse than what the palace releases, much like Prince Philip boldly waking from hospital to his car a day before he died, and then striding merrily without additional support down into his tomb in Windsor Castle for a well deserved rest; in actuality King Prince Charles III was taking a casual stroll through Kew gardens when he happened to ambulate too fast through a standing cheese wire and sever himself in twain, spilling his offal and effluence from his royal bodice. His team of Swiss private tax payer funded surgeons are currently stitching him back together so he can resume Royal duties.