The United Kingdom has existed since 1801. That’s 223 years.
In that time, the child mortality rate has fallen from 329 per 1000 births to 4 per 1000 births.
Equivalent figures in USA are 463>7 over the same period.
Humanitty is slowly and slowly dying in the UK (I literally live in the UK)
We have no need for an Emergency Alert system.
…or haven’t since the 40’s anyway, but that was because if those pesky Germans
It’s nice
The police are a lot less scary than in America
No
Margaret Thatcher died here.
Crumpets and tea
I have a warm house, Internet, American movies, and European food without being connected to the continent. I can be in the capital of five different nations inside of 2 hours. There’s very little chance of an earthquake, tsunami or tornado. There are no deadly predators. I’m unlikely to get shot. The temperature is usually reasonable, not – 20 or +40 celcius. We have a cool history. We invented lots of stuff. We usually fight on the side of freedom, democracy and progress. We like curry and chips. We live on a wet rock in the Atlantic and enjoy moaning. Despite having some horrendous politicians for the last 30 years, we do at least still have democracy, and change is possible, if not probable.
It’s going to be nice and cheap after the next civil war
Nothings gonna poison you (other than the odd Russian) and the biggest natural disaster you are likley to experience is mild flooding or high winds.
On average worldwide life is as good as it gets unless you fancy being French, German or freezing your tits off and living like a vampire half the year in the nordic countries.
We do moan but things aint all that bad.
Like most places if you have the money,
Everyone wants to come here
750,000 people came to the UK last year, that’s the population of Nottingham. It can’t be bad if that amount of people are coming, legally and illegally. Then on top of that they’re the ones who came into the country illegally and undocumented. So about 1 million in all.
We are every other nations view of “hope”. No one can save themselves or solve their issues so we always have to🥱
If your government is shit you’ve got a free ice skating rink at every turn
Cunt do that mate
We have great cuisine.
My mrs is alright.
There are a lot of airports that take you somewhere else.
We aren’t France 🇫🇷
Doesn’t matter which direction you go in, you can always find water to drown in.
Dogging.
It’s not France.
The birthplace of Gregg’s Sausage Rolls
There are much worse places to live
We have the best electrical plugs in the world.
It’s not America
Milton Keynes is a lot nicer than people think.
It’s not Rwanda
We have a plethora of beige foods
Our breakfast is renowned as the best in the world and served internationally as a result.
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It’s about to get fucked…………..even more!!
Scotland
Lisa Snowdon’s tits
https://www.reddit.com/r/UK_TV_Girls/s/xB0sw40EFS
Im struggling to name one.
It has not rained for 2 days
The United Kingdom has existed since 1801. That’s 223 years.
In that time, the child mortality rate has fallen from 329 per 1000 births to 4 per 1000 births.
Equivalent figures in USA are 463>7 over the same period.
Humanitty is slowly and slowly dying in the UK (I literally live in the UK)
We have no need for an Emergency Alert system.
…or haven’t since the 40’s anyway, but that was because if those pesky Germans
It’s nice
The police are a lot less scary than in America
No
Margaret Thatcher died here.
Crumpets and tea
I have a warm house, Internet, American movies, and European food without being connected to the continent. I can be in the capital of five different nations inside of 2 hours. There’s very little chance of an earthquake, tsunami or tornado. There are no deadly predators. I’m unlikely to get shot. The temperature is usually reasonable, not – 20 or +40 celcius. We have a cool history. We invented lots of stuff. We usually fight on the side of freedom, democracy and progress. We like curry and chips. We live on a wet rock in the Atlantic and enjoy moaning. Despite having some horrendous politicians for the last 30 years, we do at least still have democracy, and change is possible, if not probable.
It’s going to be nice and cheap after the next civil war
Nothings gonna poison you (other than the odd Russian) and the biggest natural disaster you are likley to experience is mild flooding or high winds.
On average worldwide life is as good as it gets unless you fancy being French, German or freezing your tits off and living like a vampire half the year in the nordic countries.
We do moan but things aint all that bad.
Like most places if you have the money,
Everyone wants to come here
750,000 people came to the UK last year, that’s the population of Nottingham. It can’t be bad if that amount of people are coming, legally and illegally. Then on top of that they’re the ones who came into the country illegally and undocumented. So about 1 million in all.
We are every other nations view of “hope”. No one can save themselves or solve their issues so we always have to🥱
If your government is shit you’ve got a free ice skating rink at every turn
Cunt do that mate
We have great cuisine.
My mrs is alright.
There are a lot of airports that take you somewhere else.
We aren’t France 🇫🇷
Doesn’t matter which direction you go in, you can always find water to drown in.
Dogging.
It’s not France.
The birthplace of Gregg’s Sausage Rolls
There are much worse places to live
We have the best electrical plugs in the world.
It’s not America
Milton Keynes is a lot nicer than people think.
It’s not Rwanda
We have a plethora of beige foods
Our breakfast is renowned as the best in the world and served internationally as a result.
Fish and chips 🤤
Cup Of Tea
I love all the meal deals!