Full ‘middle manager calling a meeting to tell everyone its all going well when its obviously not going well’ energy from Rishi.
Just seems to be what he does when he has ran out of ideas and looks a bit silly.
As much as I care to reduce immigration, I don’t think a contradictory bill to international law, and bypassing restrictive technicalities with absurd declarations, is the way forward; it’s too regressive to our nature as a society, especially the sly trickery to advance legislation. We need to stay principled and lawful or else we might as well process all of these folk in concentration camps punitively – no legal process available or any other recourse.
Now, instead of this “gimmick”, I’d appreciate a comprehensive and intelligent plan to be articulated – one which won’t waste resources recklessly for political points as some high concept appeal.
I’ve had enough and hereby tender my resignation.
The Maldives are waiting. ta daaaa!
What does this achieve, exactly?
Its a classic middle-manager move. Its all going to shit, so call an all staff meeting to give a rousing speech to people who clearly either don’t care about your plan or want to sabotage it. And then act all shocked Pikachu face when it doesn’t work.
He’s inviting every one round to test his newly extended pool.
I do wonder if there’s another angle that’s just not getting oxygen. Is it more about the ECHR and the desire by the hypothetical backers of the Tory party to get out of it and e.g ban lunch breaks for plebs?
Because the amount of political capital being thrown on this dumpster fire of a policy and what they get in return just doesn’t add up to me.
I’m hoping there’s a secret plan because the level of incompetence and removal from reality is so staggering, a terrible plan would actually be some sort of comfort.
The end of this tory government is going to read like Henry VIIIs wives, but instead of
Can’t wait to see him announce how Rwanda scheme will solve all our problems as a nation instead of just calling for a GE
I gave up on our leaders a long time ago.
Wages stagnant for years, rent to high, bills to high and savings are pretty pointless.
Even harder now I have a kid.
I’ve just accepted I was born at a shit period in England’s history.
Who’s up for a game of bullshit bingo?
‘Small boats’
‘Labour has no plan’
‘Strong and sta…’ no, not that one.
‘Get Brexit done…’ nope, that was Worzel Gummidge.
‘Pork mar…’ sorry, that was the 🥬
Okay. This will be a quick game.
Nothing will happen with the Rwanda bill. Its going to take at least 6-8 months to work its way through the Lords and courts and then they will just dangle it in front of voters with a promise to ‘get it done’ at the next election.
When government policy is cared about more by the government than the public you know you’re in the shit
It’s all about pr for this guy. His super can-do attitude whilst the country falls apart around him just makes him look more like a fool.
Is it to tell us everything is fine, to ignore the heat from the flames engulfing us, and that the conservative party is the only party to save us from the past 14 years of the conservative party.
‘Stop the Boats’ sign changes to ‘Start the Renditions’.
Unless he’s going to call the election or resign, which is unlikely, who cares what Lame Duck Rishi has to say?
I image it’ll be about the Rwanda scheme that everyone, including Sunak himself, knows is a terrible idea that will never happen.
When our contract manager gathered us all to tell us we were all getting a pay cut, they had another manager in ‘wacky’ socks and tie there to tell us jokes.
Literally had a clown to entertain us to soothe the burn…
I’m so disinterested in petty politics I assumed this meant we were invading Yemen or something.
General election, General election, you’ll finally do something that the public want!
I simply – and I cannot stress this enough – do not care.
If it not his resignation and an immediate election. Then I ain’t interested
Can’t wait to be told how it’s Labour’s fault, or Jeremy Corbyn’s, or wokerati, alphabet mafia, or why we’re taking in refugees from a country we rewrote the law to declare safe etc.
unless he is announcing a general election i have no interest in the same old bollocks.
I would chop a testicle off at this point for this to be a GE announcement
Urgh can the tories just become extinct already. Take Labour with them as well
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Full ‘middle manager calling a meeting to tell everyone its all going well when its obviously not going well’ energy from Rishi.
Just seems to be what he does when he has ran out of ideas and looks a bit silly.
As much as I care to reduce immigration, I don’t think a contradictory bill to international law, and bypassing restrictive technicalities with absurd declarations, is the way forward; it’s too regressive to our nature as a society, especially the sly trickery to advance legislation. We need to stay principled and lawful or else we might as well process all of these folk in concentration camps punitively – no legal process available or any other recourse.
Now, instead of this “gimmick”, I’d appreciate a comprehensive and intelligent plan to be articulated – one which won’t waste resources recklessly for political points as some high concept appeal.
I’ve had enough and hereby tender my resignation.
The Maldives are waiting. ta daaaa!
What does this achieve, exactly?
Its a classic middle-manager move. Its all going to shit, so call an all staff meeting to give a rousing speech to people who clearly either don’t care about your plan or want to sabotage it. And then act all shocked Pikachu face when it doesn’t work.
He’s inviting every one round to test his newly extended pool.
I do wonder if there’s another angle that’s just not getting oxygen. Is it more about the ECHR and the desire by the hypothetical backers of the Tory party to get out of it and e.g ban lunch breaks for plebs?
Because the amount of political capital being thrown on this dumpster fire of a policy and what they get in return just doesn’t add up to me.
I’m hoping there’s a secret plan because the level of incompetence and removal from reality is so staggering, a terrible plan would actually be some sort of comfort.
The end of this tory government is going to read like Henry VIIIs wives, but instead of
Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived,
Its going to be
Resigned, resigned, resigned, resigned, resigned, resigned.
Can’t wait to see him announce how Rwanda scheme will solve all our problems as a nation instead of just calling for a GE
I gave up on our leaders a long time ago.
Wages stagnant for years, rent to high, bills to high and savings are pretty pointless.
Even harder now I have a kid.
I’ve just accepted I was born at a shit period in England’s history.
Who’s up for a game of bullshit bingo?
‘Small boats’
‘Labour has no plan’
‘Strong and sta…’ no, not that one.
‘Get Brexit done…’ nope, that was Worzel Gummidge.
‘Pork mar…’ sorry, that was the 🥬
Okay. This will be a quick game.
Nothing will happen with the Rwanda bill. Its going to take at least 6-8 months to work its way through the Lords and courts and then they will just dangle it in front of voters with a promise to ‘get it done’ at the next election.
When government policy is cared about more by the government than the public you know you’re in the shit
It’s all about pr for this guy. His super can-do attitude whilst the country falls apart around him just makes him look more like a fool.
Is it to tell us everything is fine, to ignore the heat from the flames engulfing us, and that the conservative party is the only party to save us from the past 14 years of the conservative party.
‘Stop the Boats’ sign changes to ‘Start the Renditions’.
Unless he’s going to call the election or resign, which is unlikely, who cares what Lame Duck Rishi has to say?
I image it’ll be about the Rwanda scheme that everyone, including Sunak himself, knows is a terrible idea that will never happen.
When our contract manager gathered us all to tell us we were all getting a pay cut, they had another manager in ‘wacky’ socks and tie there to tell us jokes.
Literally had a clown to entertain us to soothe the burn…
I’m so disinterested in petty politics I assumed this meant we were invading Yemen or something.
General election, General election, you’ll finally do something that the public want!
I simply – and I cannot stress this enough – do not care.
If it not his resignation and an immediate election. Then I ain’t interested
Can’t wait to be told how it’s Labour’s fault, or Jeremy Corbyn’s, or wokerati, alphabet mafia, or why we’re taking in refugees from a country we rewrote the law to declare safe etc.
unless he is announcing a general election i have no interest in the same old bollocks.
I would chop a testicle off at this point for this to be a GE announcement
Urgh can the tories just become extinct already. Take Labour with them as well