Someone who works at the Metro thinks that double fisted is some sort of double harsh face punch. 🥊
However i believe today at the coffee break, someone will let them know the real meaning 🙂
Although something about the piece rings true, it’s a bit of a stretch to imagine the entire UK will suffer hard outcomes.
Dear Metro.
“Britain was blanketed yesterday by nine inches of snow.”
Was it? Are you sure that you mean the whole of Britain? Did you mean to say “Parts of Britain” instead? Because we had nothing here except a bit of frost and sunshine.
And “Freeze of the century”? Ok, -4 is technically freezing but it’s not the worst we’ve had in the last 100 years.
Either no one proof read this, or someone knew exactly what they were doing.
Yeah, you ain’t walking home after that.
Asking for a friend. Where do they think it’ll be hardest?
No wonder I couldn’t walk properly this morning…
Good thing I got my biggest butt plug and a ton of lube handy to train before it hit.
The Met Office actually responded to this on Twitter:
> Needless to say, this isn’t a term we’d use to describe the weather.
Finbar
This is the best title ever! The news papers and news in general should be more like this.
This is what Americans call being ‘double parked’ i.e. holding two drinks simultaneously. I would bet this was written by an American who hasn’t quite picked up on all our idioms yet.
huhhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuh
Hey. Hey Beavish. They said *fisted*
Some people were lucky enough to get 9 inches yesterday.
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Wow, they actually did print that.
[Guess this’ll be the UK in a week’s time…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUujIx695CM)
I’ll bring my lube
Someone who works at the Metro thinks that double fisted is some sort of double harsh face punch. 🥊
However i believe today at the coffee break, someone will let them know the real meaning 🙂
The article itself isn’t quite as exciting…
https://metro.co.uk/2024/01/15/snow-london-weather-uk-met-office-forecast-latest-20106647/
Coorrrr! Eh? Eh?
Although something about the piece rings true, it’s a bit of a stretch to imagine the entire UK will suffer hard outcomes.
Dear Metro.
“Britain was blanketed yesterday by nine inches of snow.”
Was it? Are you sure that you mean the whole of Britain? Did you mean to say “Parts of Britain” instead? Because we had nothing here except a bit of frost and sunshine.
And “Freeze of the century”? Ok, -4 is technically freezing but it’s not the worst we’ve had in the last 100 years.
Either no one proof read this, or someone knew exactly what they were doing.
Yeah, you ain’t walking home after that.
Asking for a friend. Where do they think it’ll be hardest?
No wonder I couldn’t walk properly this morning…
Good thing I got my biggest butt plug and a ton of lube handy to train before it hit.
The Met Office actually responded to this on Twitter:
> Needless to say, this isn’t a term we’d use to describe the weather.
Finbar
This is the best title ever! The news papers and news in general should be more like this.
This is what Americans call being ‘double parked’ i.e. holding two drinks simultaneously. I would bet this was written by an American who hasn’t quite picked up on all our idioms yet.
huhhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuh
Hey. Hey Beavish. They said *fisted*
Some people were lucky enough to get 9 inches yesterday.