Does Donald Trump have secondary syphilis? Red splotches on his hand trigger speculation, jokes

by foxinHI

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  1. Poor syphilis. I wonder if it gets help for this. It must be devastating to have a Trump.

  2. He probably grabbed a metal pole in Iowa just to see if his hand would freeze to it, like an 8 yr old.

  3. While having syphilis is bad enough, it eats the human brain and causes insanity. If he has progressed to having ~~clap~~ Miss Siff sores on his hands, internally, syphilis has done major damage already.

  4. I’m not sure about that but he’s looking extra orange these days.

  5. I don’t know about the sores, but why is his hand so small?

  6. There’s a significant chance that it’s something dumber than we suspect.

  7. It’s from a shovel. He had until today to get the hole dug for his MIL’s funeral.

  8. He could cure that by drinking some bleach and shoving a lightbulb up his ass.

  9. He’s becoming a pretty gross person…

    From what we can tell, he wears girdles to keep his girth in check, he wears diapers or something similar to cause the weird bulgy odd patterns in his pants, he reportedly smells bad constantly, he’s painted orange all the time, and now his hands are blistered.

    People criticize Biden for being old, but Trumps body is just melting and rotting away from age.

  10. Guy raw dogs porn stars… has foot drop (clearly seen a couple days ago), clear signs of mental deteroriation, tremors when trying to hold a glass of water. Ya… you have to consider tertiary syphilis. I’m not sure the red sores of secondary syphilis still happen once it becomes neuro syphilis (aka tertiary syphilis). Maybe?

  11. Best part, the MAGA loser who called Trump a “hard-working blue-collar billionaire.” Sure, these are callouses from Trump riding out and fixing the barbed-wire fences.

  12. >”I think it says more about Democrats and the kind of foolishness, nastiness they’re involved in,” Clay Edwards said in a TikTok video, “that the first thing they think of when they see a busted callus on a **hard-working blue-collar billionaire’s** hand, on a man’s hand that has spent the last eight years trying to save America, on a man’s hand that has spent the last eight years trying to Make America Great Again, again, that the first thing they think of is an STD?”

    I don’t care for the baseless speculations about anyone’s health but “hard-working blue-collar billionaire” is just too funny.

  13. Those fish-belly white palms are the exact color of his face without all the spray tan and makeup

    Trumpers, you boys sure know how to pick a winner to be your ass queen. Republicans are wearing massive shoe lifts, makeup and other super masculine beauty enhancement products.

    So butch

  14. Look at the color of his hand vs the color of his face. And he’ll tell his cult it’s natural. Haha! And of course they believe it and say he never lies.

  15. Read the article. The quote about the “hard-working blue collar billionaire” made me spit out my coffee.

    I want a new timeline, please.

  16. > “Secondary syphilis,” he said. “I think there’s a good chance this man has the clap.”

    This is one of the best sentences I have ever read.

  17. I highly doubt it. He may be stupid, but I’m sure he goes to a doctor regularly. Syphilis is incredibly curable, nobody dies from it in thr first world. It’s probably from something stupid

  18. It’s probably just a golf injury for real. Listen: I hate the guy with every fiber of my being and he’s obviously in terrible shape. But all he does is golf and be a garbage human. And those look really consistent with blisters he could get from holding a golf club (he’s right-handed correct?)

    Now, I will say: My first guess instinct when I saw this picture was a flashback to my grandpa falling when his dementia started getting really bad. I saw Trump’s hand and thought “Ah. He totally fell in gravel or something.” Which could still be the case, but my money’s on golf.

  19. The craziest line in this article is “hard-working blue collar billionaire”

    Like whatever else someone thinks about him there are exactly zero hard-working blue collar billionaires. The hardest working bluest collar person in the world absolutely reaches a point of having so much wealth they can no longer identify with every day people well before they have a billion dollars.

    If he needs a check up, the doctor comes to him.
    If he had a child sick at home, he misses zero work.
    If he fell and hurt himself, he would receive treatment and first aid immediately.
    If he’s late for an appointment, the person he’s meeting rearranged their day.
    If he decides he needs a soda that is only sold in an obscure mom and pop shop in southern Indiana… He can get someone to get it today.

    He doesn’t pick up dog shit. He doesn’t do laundry. He doesn’t cook for himself. He doesn’t iron his own shirts or polish his own shoes. He doesn’t dust, or change the air filters, or pay the electric bill, or get the oil changed, or get the car inspected, or check the mail, or salt the driveway before a snowstorm. His life is NOTHING like the lives of almost every human that ever lived, even the really rich ones.

    Billionaires can spend 20 hours a day doing some crazy shit they want at their new social media platform they spent 40 billion Saudi dollars on (because this isn’t about Trump, it’s about all billionaires) but even that “hard work” will never, ever, be a fraction of the hard that every single mother in America experiences every day, or every truck driver experiences every day, or any cashier or waiter or lady with three part-time jobs. In fact, their wealth allows them to be crazy obsessed without it being anything like the hard work anyone else has to do. There is no hard working blue collar billionaire. They are not like us. They are the enemy.

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