*Thats why you’re the judge n I’m the law ..talking…woman*
Has she tried the Wookie Defense yet?
Alina Habba is an absolute monster and should not be allowed to practice law after what she did to that girl who worked at Bedminster golf club. She’s evil.
Just a reminder, she thinks pretty is more important than being smart, she says she can fake smart
That poor judge just needs to print out the picture of the lady saying “That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works” and tape it onto his bench so he can point at it regularly.
She seems like Charlie arguing with the Lawyer in Its always Sunny in Philadelphia. ‘I will do no such thing, I don’t think you understand how the law works in any capacity and furthermore I feel you have a tentative grasp on the English language.’
Or Michael Scott yelling ‘I declare Bankruptcy!’
Except she’s real. This is real life not a cartoon.
Alina Hutz?
Trump can’t hire a competent lawyer for his own defense. Think about what that means for replacing all of the staff in the federal government, a la Project 2025.
I love that the internet, late night talk show hosts, columnists, and radio personalities collectively starting talking about her in Lionel Hutz terms.
She angling for a spot on Fox News at best and losing her law license at a minimum. The only way this ends well for her is if Trump gets back into the White House and gives her a cushy role, otherwise I just don’t understand her play to be this out of her league.
best. headline. ever.
Habba keeps acting like she’s just had a Perry Mason moment. Alas, she, much like her client, is delusional.
Leather dress under the blazer. Seems appropriate for a courtroom.
She’s pretty. What part of Trumps legal defense are you all not getting? “Attractive woman” !!
If Ms Carroll’s recall is so good what color tie am I wearing?
Hyena Blahblah….
Americans seem to like her looks. Which really makes me worry for Americans.
I swear she gives those tv commercial lawyers (Sweet James, Jacoby and Myers, Larry H Parker) a bad rep.
That Trump rape face.
* heave * Yuck.🤮
She doesn’t give a damn if she wins or lose this trial she’s using the media for her advantage. In a year or so she’ll either have a reality show, book deal, hanging out with social elites, etc. she understands the assignment and she’s working it to her advantage.
Not the sharpest stick in the shed.
Not even in the pile of sharp sticks, actually….
I don’t she her wearing her fuck Biden necklace I bet she’s got the trump butt plug
Mrs Simpson… What did you and your husband do after you were ejected from the restaurant?
How long until she’s disbarred in New York?
Based on the side eye and her whole schtick, this whole career move on her part is just to be the future former Mrs P01135809
Lionel Hutz energy
She’s actually getting paid? They’re fucking.
Is her hair getting blonder?
Can’t she be disbarred for this bullshit??
Habba isn’t playing to the jury, she’s playing to the MAGAts who will fall for it.
Isn’t she the one who said she would rather be pretty than smart because “I can just pretend to be smart”.
That title is the best!!!
I mean … Isn’t it just easier to do the right thing at some point? All this endless lying and machiavellian nonsense just seems hard.
They have the same haircut, at least on top.
I have the worst <bleeping> attorney
That face when you realize maybe you shouldn’t have just picked the hottest one
38 comments
I absolutely love that this is the real headline!
*Thats why you’re the judge n I’m the law ..talking…woman*
Has she tried the Wookie Defense yet?
Alina Habba is an absolute monster and should not be allowed to practice law after what she did to that girl who worked at Bedminster golf club. She’s evil.
Just a reminder, she thinks pretty is more important than being smart, she says she can fake smart
That poor judge just needs to print out the picture of the lady saying “That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works” and tape it onto his bench so he can point at it regularly.
She seems like Charlie arguing with the Lawyer in Its always Sunny in Philadelphia. ‘I will do no such thing, I don’t think you understand how the law works in any capacity and furthermore I feel you have a tentative grasp on the English language.’
Or Michael Scott yelling ‘I declare Bankruptcy!’
Except she’s real. This is real life not a cartoon.
Alina Hutz?
Trump can’t hire a competent lawyer for his own defense. Think about what that means for replacing all of the staff in the federal government, a la Project 2025.
I love that the internet, late night talk show hosts, columnists, and radio personalities collectively starting talking about her in Lionel Hutz terms.
She angling for a spot on Fox News at best and losing her law license at a minimum. The only way this ends well for her is if Trump gets back into the White House and gives her a cushy role, otherwise I just don’t understand her play to be this out of her league.
best. headline. ever.
Habba keeps acting like she’s just had a Perry Mason moment. Alas, she, much like her client, is delusional.
Leather dress under the blazer. Seems appropriate for a courtroom.
She’s pretty. What part of Trumps legal defense are you all not getting? “Attractive woman” !!
If Ms Carroll’s recall is so good what color tie am I wearing?
Hyena Blahblah….
Americans seem to like her looks. Which really makes me worry for Americans.
I swear she gives those tv commercial lawyers (Sweet James, Jacoby and Myers, Larry H Parker) a bad rep.
That Trump rape face.
* heave * Yuck.🤮
She doesn’t give a damn if she wins or lose this trial she’s using the media for her advantage. In a year or so she’ll either have a reality show, book deal, hanging out with social elites, etc. she understands the assignment and she’s working it to her advantage.
Not the sharpest stick in the shed.
Not even in the pile of sharp sticks, actually….
I don’t she her wearing her fuck Biden necklace I bet she’s got the trump butt plug
Mrs Simpson… What did you and your husband do after you were ejected from the restaurant?
How long until she’s disbarred in New York?
Based on the side eye and her whole schtick, this whole career move on her part is just to be the future former Mrs P01135809
Lionel Hutz energy
She’s actually getting paid? They’re fucking.
Is her hair getting blonder?
Can’t she be disbarred for this bullshit??
Habba isn’t playing to the jury, she’s playing to the MAGAts who will fall for it.
Isn’t she the one who said she would rather be pretty than smart because “I can just pretend to be smart”.
That title is the best!!!
I mean … Isn’t it just easier to do the right thing at some point? All this endless lying and machiavellian nonsense just seems hard.
They have the same haircut, at least on top.
I have the worst <bleeping> attorney
That face when you realize maybe you shouldn’t have just picked the hottest one
Lionel Hutz is a better lawyer