What a f*cking great way to start a Sunday

39 comments

1. So many ppl won’t read the full text and downvote.

   Thanks for the laugh tho

2. Looking at your manky foot crust isn’t a great way to start MY Sunday though

3. That’s a really fat line. Maybe give it a rest this morning.

4. Banana for scale?

5. A line the size of a poodle’s leg!

   (I too have looked at my freshly-filed foot dust in the past and thought ‘huh, looks like cocaine’)

6. Can I sample it. ?

7. You made your own marching powder!

8. Novocaine from the soul?

9. Which one did you get? my other half bought me one but the skin is so hard I just broke it.

   My freind’s mother was a chiropodist and she had to use a dremel.

10. Making sourdough, this early? On a Sunday??

    Are you out of your bloody mind?

11. I’d rather that be cocaine than your feet dust 🤣🤣🤣 but yes those electric filers are brilliant

12. “Parmesan with your pasta, sir?”

    -sprinkles manky foot dust-

13. Sprinkle It over some spaghetti bolognese for extra flavour

14. Forbidden Parmesan

15. This is so much more offensive than the hefty line of sniff I initially thought it was 😫

16. 🤢

17. Tenner to snort it

18. Are you dropping off?

19. What happens if you snort that?

20. I am not familiar with the thing that i am seeing…

21. idk what that is

22. *”These foot filings are a bit moreish”*

23. Nice! A healthy balanced breakfast, lovely jubbly.

24. Why would you want to file your feet? I can’t think of any advantages of having soft feet

25. That crack looks kind of moreish

26. Nose beers

27. Go on son get a lovely fat line of chang in ya! Super sundays after all

28. Just make sure you stop before you hit bone

29. Leave a line of that on top of a toilet in a Wetherspoon and see how long it takes to be used

30. lovely slug right there. Time to break out the fiver.

31. This is solely the worst thing I have seen today so far. I did not set foot outside the house yet though.

32. The breakfast of champions.

33. Santa’s eyebrow

34. You spilled your icing sugar, that’s a shame

35. Makes me wonder if dealers cut cocaine with foot powder 🧀🤢🤣

36. Mix it with about 2 portions of manky feet crust and 1 portion of water and you’ll have proper glue. Make it 1/1 and it’s gonna be great wood filler.

37. This is why I don’t believe we have had contact with aliens.

    There’s no way an intelligent species sees something like this and doesn’t determine we are all utterly bonkers. They’re at FTL speeds hightailing it back to Andromeda right now.

    Now have an upvote and carry on with your business.

38. That looks like Catering Officer Olaf Petersen.

39. Fucking lol, bought my wife one last x mas they are great and yes the by product does look like a load of gear, Forbidden gear