David Lee Roth Claims Sammy Hagar Was ‘Sex Probed’ By Aliens After Abduction INTERGALACTIC TWIST

by PrincessBananas85

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  2. Maybe we just need to get the two together in a room so they can both talk shit about Gary Cherone.

  5. Not for nothing but if you really track the Roth-Hagar feud objectively, 99.9% of the shit talking comes from Sammy- and I say that as a fan of both. I think Dave took the high road long enough, although this is perhaps not the rebuttal I would’ve used if I were Dave lmao.

    It’s weird: Sammy is always so fun and chill until Dave gets brought up. It seems to *really* bother him that most VH fans like Dave better. And it shouldn’t because Sammy gave us such great music, too. It doesn’t have to be a competition, especially when you look at how old these guys are now.

  8. My main takeaway from this article is that David Lee Roth once, for some reason, stuck a popsicle in a tape deck

  9. you know, im going to believe roth on this one. haggar’s face in the pic is way too sus.

  11. Y’all he’s obviously just attention seeking because…he’s so sad and loooooooonely. Sad and lonely. Sad and lonely. Zippity bop!

  12. See this kids, is a lesson in what happens when you acid trip your way through the 60s-80s, and then turn it into coke. <My theory.

  14. Still one of the biggest music mistakes of all time. Both of these guys on tour with Van Halen would have been epic. I’m not sure that has ever happened before when both singers had hit songs and they were both still alive. (Most of the time a replaced singer has died). I’m sure it would have been a HUGE sold out tour. Now because of this and that we’ll never see it happen.

    In addition being back Michael Anthony. He would play on all of the Van Halen songs he was a part of and Wolfgang could play on all the hits he was a part of. (lol)

  16. My takeaway from this headline? We need more Van Halen in the news cycle, not less.

  17. That’s the story behind the Van Hagar-era song “Love Walks In”

  18. Yeah well my brother has worked with DLR on some projects and told me some things, soooooo…

    Not a big Hagar fan…and actually admire DLR, creatively, but it might suit him to not talk shit about the private lives of others. Even if he *does* say batshit things.

  19. The real joke is thinking anyone listens to Van Halen for the vocals.

  20. This is dumb. All jokes aside, I think that Diamond Dave and Sammy both seem like a phenomenal hang. Diamond Dave seems like an insane person and Sammy seems like the type of guy to have a half dozen margaritaville franchises.

  22. Kind of suspect as Eddie hates Sammy. To the point of erasing Michael Anthony from Van Halen album covers on the website. Just because he toured with Sammy, post VH.
    Fuck David Lee Roth Fuck

  23. It might’ve been the impetus for the song Space Station #5!!

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