DeSantis exits presidential race

by Hurley002

35 comments
  1. Get constantly disrespected and berated by Trump and then immediately turn around and lick his boots. Just pathetic. 

  2. How many votes will Haley get from this I wonder?

  3. Someone will have to help him learn to walk in normal shoes again. It will be a long road. You can do it meatball Ron!

  4. I’m happy he won’t be President, but sad he still exists.

  5. “I, Meatball Ron DeSactimonious, hereby pledge my love and allegiance to Donald.”

  6. He finally caught up with reality. I wonder how different it would have been had he not attacked Disney? Really stupid move.

  7. Words like “waste,” “dumpster fire,” “disappointment,” “embarrassment,” and “loser” are all technically applicable to the DeSantis campaign, but they don’t seem quite strong enough to capture the scale of this failure. Simply in terms of the ratio of resources spent to results achieved, DeSantis 2024 is the single least successful political campaign in American history. Congratulations, Ron!

  8. I just want to observe that swerving even farther right did not seem to attract a following for him.

    Perhaps dressing like a cartoon villain while promising the usual things? Nobody seems to have tried that yet. (Thinks about it….) At the national level. (Thinks about it….) That I know of.

  9. He Backed Down in the end, after vowing to Never Back Down. I had faint hope he would run as 3rd party and be the ultimate spoiler for Trump, he would have become very popular.

    Now he will become a completely neutered lapdog for Trump. He will be humiliated over and over again and all he can do is his fake smile.

    Trump OWNS him.

  10. Expect to see a lot of Nikki Haley negative propaganda soon. 

  11. He’ll never be president but he’ll always be a stupid, cruel, pathetic, inauthentic dbag

  12. Dear Florida Fam, be prepared for the DeSantis revenge tour to commence immediately. He will be targeting anything and everything important to the left while inadvertently negatively impacting every citizen of the state. Hopefully those on the right can situate themselves in reality before choosing a new governor in a couple of years, but I won’t hold my breath.

  13. People actually told me he was the “smarter, more dangerous” version of Trump. And trump ate his fuckin lunch. Pathetic. I hope he is thoroughly washed up now.

  14. Rizzless Rhonda can go back to Florida to deal with the mess he has created there and the voters who will eventually vote him out.

    And the Disney lawsuit awaiting him….he’s fucking toast.

  15. Someone on Twitter said, “Desantis should be forced to carry his campaign to term.” I spit out my coffee lmao

  16. Watching him endorse Trump after Trump called him meatball and Ron DeSanctinonious for the last year was hilarious. Spineless piece of shit.

  17. I would have preferred that his dad exited his mom 10 months before he was born.

  18. From being the next Trump to becoming another Ted Cruz

  19. DeSantis returning to Florida after being humbled in the primaries: Citizens of Florida! The cruelty of my old ways is a thing of the past!

    [crowd cheers]

    Let a whole *new* wave of cruelty wash over this woke land!

  20. The real question now is does Nikki hang on till Super Tuesday or does she get blown out so bad that she has to give up in the next month

  21. Like an abusive husband who had a bad day at work, he will now come home and take it out on us. Florida, we are going to have a rough few years ahead.

  22. DeSantis tried his hardest to shit on Trump so much.

    Said Trump supported Trans people, wasn’t a huge Covid denier like him, was against wokeness blah blah…

    All Trump had to do was call him Meatball Ron and his campaign was immediately destroyed.

  23. I would be ecstatic if I was sure that this was the last time that I’d ever hear anything about this fuck.

  24. “Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts….Anyway, I made a fatal mistake and don’t have the money or courage to continue my campaign, vote for trump, peace out” -Ron Desantis (basically)

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