They only thing they can campaign on is how many times they successfully were able to show Hunters penis. That’s all they did in their session of Congress.
Well worry no longer! Because you literally don’t have anything to run on. There.
The headline is wrong. They have nothing to run and are worried how to handle it.
The only thing they’ve run on since the Southern Strategy is white resentment and they can’t stop without alienating 75% of their voter base.
I don’t know. They did name a couple of post offices in the tiny handful of legislation they passed.
Why would they start worrying about this now? They can just go hard on negativity. This is why they’ve been pretending Democrats are communists that have been eating babies, they don’t need a platform or accomplishments.
Ahhh, the truth hurts. Let’s play up abortion, LGBTQ rights, slavery, etc. The GOP has no platform, no achievements, no leadership. It’s just about hate and white Christian nationalism. Vote these a-holes out of office people, no matter what, it’s the only way out of this.
They have Hunter Biden’s epic monster penis to run on!
Wait, their frontrunner for president was found by a jury to have sexually assaulted E. Jean Carroll, and the judge actually acknowledged that Trump “raped” her. He has also been charged with 91 felonies coming into this year. So Republicans have that achievement to run on in 2024, that they can boast their likely presidential nominee has “raped” women and has been charged with 91 felonies.
These days, if you’ve got a run in your stocking you’ve got more run than the entire Republican party
Republicans haven’t had an actual achievement in decades, and somehow their voters don’t give a shit as long as the right people are being hurt.
Doesn’t matter. Their voters only listen to the right-wing mediasphere that says they’re the best politicians ever and gives the GOP credit for everything Democrats accomplish.
Until we solve the propaganda issue this country is fucked.
Isn’t not governing their basic philosophy?
They could have easily campaigned on passing border registration but they’re too worried about making the Twitter caucus angry.
Hard to run on achievements when you don’t do the job in the first place
It only bothers the Republican lawmakers because it’s an election year; otherwise, they don’t care that they have not initiated and passed any significant legislation to make a difference in the lives of the American people.
They elected twice the normal number of speakers?
Exactly. Not much was achieved by them.
Why don’t they crow about how they killed abortion, people love that
They have never been able to to run on achievements because all they do is cut the budget and give tax breaks to the wealthy.
What about cutting off Ukraine aid? Republicans in the House should definitely get credit for abandoning Ukraine
The GQP in Congress has achieved nothing. This lack of accomplishments is a feature not a bug. Unless tax cuts to the wealthy are involved nothing is worth doing
There only achievements in last 50 yrs is tax cuts for the Rich and starting wars.
Oh, they went along with Trump when he dismantled Obama’s best-in-class Pandemic Defense Program, just one year before Covid hit, they could bring that up. Or how he hung out with naked Taliban Mullahs in the Camp David sauna when he surrendered to them, but “geniously” asked them to wait until Biden was in office for the pre-scheduled “pullout.” Republicans had lots of accomplishments like those, too many to even mention really.
How is that different from any other election year?
Well they can brag about how they have already put forth 300 anti-trans bills in the first three weeks of legislation! That nearly half of what they did all of 2023! What a stunning achievement 🤮
But like, isn’t everything Biden’s fault? They don’t act like they’re too worried about it
Sure they do! They can brag about their attempted coup and how Orange Fatty sold our intelligence to the Saudis for 2 billion! And his rape trials!
They shouldn’t be so hard on themselves. They should count up how many times they have lied about elections being stolen and all the people who believe them. They can tout how they have helped billionaires and huge corporations earn record profits while middle class Americans lose buying power. Oh don’t forget how thanks to their policies over 70% of personal bankruptcy is due to medical bills. And half of those people had insurance. The achievements the Republicans have brought the American people are second to only the likes of Stalin or Pulpot ! Way to go guys keep up the good work. Putin is counting on you.
Nobody really has to achieve anything these days, R or D. The only thing that matters is the letter next to their name for the vast majority of people.
The good thing for republicans is that, in my lifetime, they have never really run on achievements. They run on the promise of tax cuts and deregulation and the presumption that their policies are “good for the economy” as a result. The evidence has never bore that out, but it hasn’t stopped a large number of people from voting for them. I suspect culture war shit will keep this election from being the total shut out it should be. It’s embarrassing for us as a country.
They can campaign on overturning Roe Vs Wade, right? That was (some of) the plan, from what I remember hearing. *smh*
Chip Roy was an architect of the chaos and turmoil of the house. He’s a big reason they’ve accomplished nothing.
And please understand what Chip means. He’s not pining for some piece of landmark legislation. He’s lamenting the fact that they failed to shut down the government and break enough stuff to “force Biden to the negotiating table,” because he is a legislative saboteur and does not argue in good faith or believe in good governance.
This is a call for a more aggression in holding the country & economy hostage to achieve deeply unpopular goals like dismantling the apparatus of government or crippling popular social programs.
Well when your entire last year was jacking off to hunter laptop fetishes and saying no on every bill. Keep it up so more people will start paying better attention and ask,”yeah why haven’t you achieved ANYTHING”
All they have is grievance and fear
They all run on January 6 and the ongoing coup. They aren’t a political party at all anymore, they are a National Security Threat funding enemies of the state.
Well, they achieved a lot of what their leader, Vladimir Putin, wanted. Why not run on that?
Not even the better replacement for “Obama care? “ Must need another decade for a plan to repeal an replace
No achievements? I beg to disagree. They successfully banned so many books, overturned Roe Vs. Wade, and dig deep into Biden’s son’s laptop for dozens of times.
I’m sure they’ll make something up
…but isn’t “government bad, government useless” their entire MO? Why wouldn’t they run on that?
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They only thing they can campaign on is how many times they successfully were able to show Hunters penis. That’s all they did in their session of Congress.
Well worry no longer! Because you literally don’t have anything to run on. There.
The headline is wrong. They have nothing to run and are worried how to handle it.
The only thing they’ve run on since the Southern Strategy is white resentment and they can’t stop without alienating 75% of their voter base.
I don’t know. They did name a couple of post offices in the tiny handful of legislation they passed.
Why would they start worrying about this now? They can just go hard on negativity. This is why they’ve been pretending Democrats are communists that have been eating babies, they don’t need a platform or accomplishments.
Ahhh, the truth hurts. Let’s play up abortion, LGBTQ rights, slavery, etc. The GOP has no platform, no achievements, no leadership. It’s just about hate and white Christian nationalism. Vote these a-holes out of office people, no matter what, it’s the only way out of this.
They have Hunter Biden’s epic monster penis to run on!
Wait, their frontrunner for president was found by a jury to have sexually assaulted E. Jean Carroll, and the judge actually acknowledged that Trump “raped” her. He has also been charged with 91 felonies coming into this year. So Republicans have that achievement to run on in 2024, that they can boast their likely presidential nominee has “raped” women and has been charged with 91 felonies.
These days, if you’ve got a run in your stocking you’ve got more run than the entire Republican party
Republicans haven’t had an actual achievement in decades, and somehow their voters don’t give a shit as long as the right people are being hurt.
Doesn’t matter. Their voters only listen to the right-wing mediasphere that says they’re the best politicians ever and gives the GOP credit for everything Democrats accomplish.
Until we solve the propaganda issue this country is fucked.
Isn’t not governing their basic philosophy?
They could have easily campaigned on passing border registration but they’re too worried about making the Twitter caucus angry.
Hard to run on achievements when you don’t do the job in the first place
It only bothers the Republican lawmakers because it’s an election year; otherwise, they don’t care that they have not initiated and passed any significant legislation to make a difference in the lives of the American people.
They elected twice the normal number of speakers?
Exactly. Not much was achieved by them.
Why don’t they crow about how they killed abortion, people love that
They have never been able to to run on achievements because all they do is cut the budget and give tax breaks to the wealthy.
What about cutting off Ukraine aid? Republicans in the House should definitely get credit for abandoning Ukraine
The GQP in Congress has achieved nothing. This lack of accomplishments is a feature not a bug. Unless tax cuts to the wealthy are involved nothing is worth doing
There only achievements in last 50 yrs is tax cuts for the Rich and starting wars.
Oh, they went along with Trump when he dismantled Obama’s best-in-class Pandemic Defense Program, just one year before Covid hit, they could bring that up. Or how he hung out with naked Taliban Mullahs in the Camp David sauna when he surrendered to them, but “geniously” asked them to wait until Biden was in office for the pre-scheduled “pullout.” Republicans had lots of accomplishments like those, too many to even mention really.
How is that different from any other election year?
Well they can brag about how they have already put forth 300 anti-trans bills in the first three weeks of legislation! That nearly half of what they did all of 2023! What a stunning achievement 🤮
But like, isn’t everything Biden’s fault? They don’t act like they’re too worried about it
Sure they do! They can brag about their attempted coup and how Orange Fatty sold our intelligence to the Saudis for 2 billion! And his rape trials!
They shouldn’t be so hard on themselves. They should count up how many times they have lied about elections being stolen and all the people who believe them. They can tout how they have helped billionaires and huge corporations earn record profits while middle class Americans lose buying power. Oh don’t forget how thanks to their policies over 70% of personal bankruptcy is due to medical bills. And half of those people had insurance. The achievements the Republicans have brought the American people are second to only the likes of Stalin or Pulpot ! Way to go guys keep up the good work. Putin is counting on you.
Nobody really has to achieve anything these days, R or D. The only thing that matters is the letter next to their name for the vast majority of people.
The good thing for republicans is that, in my lifetime, they have never really run on achievements. They run on the promise of tax cuts and deregulation and the presumption that their policies are “good for the economy” as a result. The evidence has never bore that out, but it hasn’t stopped a large number of people from voting for them. I suspect culture war shit will keep this election from being the total shut out it should be. It’s embarrassing for us as a country.
They can campaign on overturning Roe Vs Wade, right? That was (some of) the plan, from what I remember hearing. *smh*
Chip Roy was an architect of the chaos and turmoil of the house. He’s a big reason they’ve accomplished nothing.
And please understand what Chip means. He’s not pining for some piece of landmark legislation. He’s lamenting the fact that they failed to shut down the government and break enough stuff to “force Biden to the negotiating table,” because he is a legislative saboteur and does not argue in good faith or believe in good governance.
This is a call for a more aggression in holding the country & economy hostage to achieve deeply unpopular goals like dismantling the apparatus of government or crippling popular social programs.
Well when your entire last year was jacking off to hunter laptop fetishes and saying no on every bill. Keep it up so more people will start paying better attention and ask,”yeah why haven’t you achieved ANYTHING”
All they have is grievance and fear
They all run on January 6 and the ongoing coup. They aren’t a political party at all anymore, they are a National Security Threat funding enemies of the state.
Well, they achieved a lot of what their leader, Vladimir Putin, wanted. Why not run on that?
Not even the better replacement for “Obama care? “ Must need another decade for a plan to repeal an replace
No achievements? I beg to disagree. They successfully banned so many books, overturned Roe Vs. Wade, and dig deep into Biden’s son’s laptop for dozens of times.
I’m sure they’ll make something up
…but isn’t “government bad, government useless” their entire MO? Why wouldn’t they run on that?
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You are being manipulated.
Jim Jordan has made a career of this