I genuinely intrigued what caused this sign to be put up by iammrmystery0 Tags:Casual UKUnited Kingdom 31 comments If I do, how are they going to find out? I’m not a Travelodge masturbator, but this seems like a pretty unreasonable request. People have sex in hotels all the time. As to what happened, someone probably walked in or something. Now I fell like I must just to spite them It takes a lot of spunk to put a sign out like that. No chance Literally 1984 Too late. Maybe I could wipe myself down with that sign if there’s no Kleenex! So where do they recommend that you do it then? As a friend of mine once said: “Any hotel room immediately becomes my personal masturbarium” So having a crafty one off the wrist in the corridor is fine? Asking for a friend 🤔 I would be interested to know how they plan to enforce this. They can’t ask you not to wank in your hotel room…. Don’t pleasure yourself in rooms. Only in one room please. Fair enough. I want to open a hotel that does rooms per 30min bookings. We won’t have signs like this, heart shaped baths real classy joint. I think its aimed at the housekeeping staff, or have I been watching too many “educational films” 😉 Was this in the late 80’s? https://logos.fandom.com/wiki/Travelodge_(UK) What’s wrong with a lonely wank in a Travelodge? Fuck right off I’d immediately knock one out if this was in my room First thing on entering the door So much for my Lonley wank in a travelodge😔 Past events? What’s pleasurable to one may not be to another. Be more specific. Crusty curtains Someone spread cum on the curtains didn’t they. What happens between me and my giant toblerone bar is no one’s business! You fool! This only makes it hotter! [Reminded of this.](https://youtu.be/hRbkAezmW78?t=154) The last time I had booked a Travelodge, with early check in, walked up to the room, went in to be met with a guy in bed. It was 1pm the lazy bastard! Can I have a discount if it’s a wank-free room? Like if I don’t have breakfast I’m not about to end the habit of a lifetime. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
I’m not a Travelodge masturbator, but this seems like a pretty unreasonable request. People have sex in hotels all the time. As to what happened, someone probably walked in or something.
I want to open a hotel that does rooms per 30min bookings. We won’t have signs like this, heart shaped baths real classy joint.
The last time I had booked a Travelodge, with early check in, walked up to the room, went in to be met with a guy in bed. It was 1pm the lazy bastard!
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If I do, how are they going to find out?
I’m not a Travelodge masturbator, but this seems like a pretty unreasonable request. People have sex in hotels all the time.
As to what happened, someone probably walked in or something.
Now I fell like I must just to spite them
It takes a lot of spunk to put a sign out like that.
No chance
Literally 1984
Too late. Maybe I could wipe myself down with that sign if there’s no Kleenex!
So where do they recommend that you do it then?
As a friend of mine once said: “Any hotel room immediately becomes my personal masturbarium”
So having a crafty one off the wrist in the corridor is fine?
Asking for a friend
🤔
I would be interested to know how they plan to enforce this.
They can’t ask you not to wank in your hotel room….
Don’t pleasure yourself in rooms. Only in one room please.
Fair enough.
I want to open a hotel that does rooms per 30min bookings. We won’t have signs like this, heart shaped baths real classy joint.
I think its aimed at the housekeeping staff, or have I been watching too many “educational films” 😉
Was this in the late 80’s?
https://logos.fandom.com/wiki/Travelodge_(UK)
What’s wrong with a lonely wank in a Travelodge?
Fuck right off
I’d immediately knock one out if this was in my room
First thing on entering the door
So much for my Lonley wank in a travelodge😔
Past events? What’s pleasurable to one may not be to another. Be more specific.
Crusty curtains
Someone spread cum on the curtains didn’t they.
What happens between me and my giant toblerone bar is no one’s business!
You fool! This only makes it hotter!
[Reminded of this.](https://youtu.be/hRbkAezmW78?t=154)
The last time I had booked a Travelodge, with early check in, walked up to the room, went in to be met with a guy in bed. It was 1pm the lazy bastard!
Can I have a discount if it’s a wank-free room? Like if I don’t have breakfast
I’m not about to end the habit of a lifetime.