Putin declared the sale of Alaska as illegal. Second front?

48 comments

1. He says alot of dumb shit.

2. Now watch Republicans fall over themselves to give up territory to their best friend.

3. Now it’s China’s turn to declare the Treaty of Beijing null and void.

4. This looks like an item of a to-do list putler has prepared for his agent Trump in case the traitor gets back in power.

5. So?

6. Are you sure it’s real? Any other sources?

7. Yes! Let Trump make a deal! Give Alaska back to Russia in exchange for their everlasting love/peace from Putin.

8. Yawn. What’s next bozo?

9. No way, in no universe. That’s what I hope.

10. These fucking weirdos in the kremlin have CLEARLY NEVER!!! Met an Alaskan EVER in their life. Americans “can” be fiercely patriotic and ready to fight, Alaskan Americans are THAT MFER THAT S ALWAYS READY AND WILLING TO KILL YOU! FAFO kremlin gremlins! Bout to bark up the WRONG fuckin tree FR

11. Bring it, asshole.

12. Let’s see him try to enforce his words. What a moron.

13. Just s*** stirring

14. What is this…..a crossover episode?

15. I am surprised that Russia has not demand back their Fort Ross in California in order to land a Russian Military enclave there…

16. Its a hoax, Putin did no such thing:

    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/putin-alaska-illegal/

17. Thx putin for shooting yourself in the leg again. Hopefully you aim higher next time. Surely now the moronic politicians in america will finally decide to send aid to Ukraine? Russia is literally claiming “american soil”.

    Edit: seems to be fake news. But wouldn’t be surprised if it were real.

18. Wonder what Trumps take is on this?

19. I think we should declare that Russia with its current borders is illegal. They signed the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk after all, so their borders should be as such!

20. This MF’er just needs “to go”!

21. Bahahahaha! Putin and his Army wouldn’t get past the Reindeer. No one cares what he says.

22. This is for the russian domestic audience.

    Very boring.

23. LOL OK Little Volodya

    Come try to take it back.

24. I think we need West Alaska and East Alaska

25. No — the 2nd Front is Hamas / Israel

    Hamas is financed by ruzzia and Iran.

    The Belligerents: ruzzia Iran North Korea China

26. As a Canadian, I always figured that would be an attack vector. Close to home!

27. **PLEASE DO, RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

    **Elmendorf AFB, I have a phone call on the line**

28. Ukraine could only be so lucky.

29. Is Louisiana purchase still legal?

30. LOL… why doesn’t he try to get Alaska like he did with Ukraine?

31. Looooooooool

32. Oh, I fucking hope so! I really want the US to put these twats in their place and in the fucking dirt! Fuck Russia!!!

33. Try to take it

34. Lol alaska civies would own

35. Come and take it. If you dare.

36. You might see the US returning territory (Vladivostok) to China.

37. Not even Putin is stupid enough to take on US over Alaska. I suspect this was just for internal messaging to fire up his Nazis. 

38. Please please attack you twit and feel the wraith.

39. Lmfao

    They’d get their shit pushed in all the way to the Lena River, if not worse. Try it.

40. come and try to take it fucko.

41. If he ever tried to retake Alaska, it would end very badly for him and maybe even the Northern Hemisphere.

42. Seward’s folly, anyone? At the time, some in the US government thought it was a mistake to buy Alaska from Russia. I believe the Russian government sold it to the US to pay for a war.

43. Well, since putler is such a man of law 🤮, I guess we should listen to what this terrorist says. 🤡

44. As fake as this is, could you imagine him trying to take on the US when he can’t even handle the front he already has?

    Would be kind-of amusing to watch though

45. Ha ha, that’s cute. Well anyways, I start blasting…

46. That is not what is written in this document…

47. Was waiting for this to happen. Now Americans can get a taste of what bordering Russia feels like.

48. Battle of Attu – part deux!