Obligatory Americans will measure with anything besides the metric system comment
Glad it wasn’t another half giraffe sized one
So, one goose?
But what breed of duck? Are they all exactly the same size, are elephant balls close?
Please use actual units of measure. Just pick one, the other side can convert if needed, it isn’t that hard.
Or one Canadian goose
Or approximately 50 Swallows.
That’s about 1/400th of a football field and 5/64th’s of an inch in American.
Are they sure it wasn’t a large ham?
How many capybaras is that? Can they not write so that we regular people could understand.
*Anything* but a standard unit of measurement, please!
What a goofy system of measurement lmao
Did the duck lobby pay you to say that?
I, for one, welcome our new duck overlords.
Thank God it was only two ducks. 3 ducks or more, and we’re getting into extinction level events.
How many gerbils is that again
>The previous one […] was around the size of two Super Bowl trophies […]
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>The first asteroid he discovered right before impact was 2022 EB5, an asteroid around half the size of a giraffe
I hate these articles. They try to make science fun by introducing whimsical units of measurement. Don’t be fooled, kids. Science is all about math and statistics, and boring shit like that.
That’s nothing compared to the one that killed the dinosaurs. It was the size of several *million* ducks!
A duck sized horse a horse sized duck
Thank God it didn’t land on earth otherwise there could have been an earthquack
Oddball units of length, especially animals, are worth their weight in extra clicks and engagement.
How many Banana’s is that?
“If she weighs the same as two ducks… she’s made of wood…”
What breed of duck?
Is there an inside joke or contest to see who can use the most ridiculous method of measuring things?
Can we start measuring all Asteroids in ducks?
How do you convert ducks to bananas?
How many bananas is that?
Uh oh that’s gonna leave a huge quack in the earth
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Obligatory Americans will measure with anything besides the metric system comment
Glad it wasn’t another half giraffe sized one
So, one goose?
But what breed of duck? Are they all exactly the same size, are elephant balls close?
Please use actual units of measure. Just pick one, the other side can convert if needed, it isn’t that hard.
Or one Canadian goose
Or approximately 50 Swallows.
That’s about 1/400th of a football field and 5/64th’s of an inch in American.
Are they sure it wasn’t a large ham?
How many capybaras is that? Can they not write so that we regular people could understand.
*Anything* but a standard unit of measurement, please!
What a goofy system of measurement lmao
Did the duck lobby pay you to say that?
I, for one, welcome our new duck overlords.
Thank God it was only two ducks. 3 ducks or more, and we’re getting into extinction level events.
How many gerbils is that again
>The previous one […] was around the size of two Super Bowl trophies […]
>
>The first asteroid he discovered right before impact was 2022 EB5, an asteroid around half the size of a giraffe
I hate these articles. They try to make science fun by introducing whimsical units of measurement. Don’t be fooled, kids. Science is all about math and statistics, and boring shit like that.
That’s nothing compared to the one that killed the dinosaurs. It was the size of several *million* ducks!
A duck sized horse a horse sized duck
Thank God it didn’t land on earth otherwise there could have been an earthquack
Oddball units of length, especially animals, are worth their weight in extra clicks and engagement.
How many Banana’s is that?
“If she weighs the same as two ducks… she’s made of wood…”
What breed of duck?
Is there an inside joke or contest to see who can use the most ridiculous method of measuring things?
Can we start measuring all Asteroids in ducks?
How do you convert ducks to bananas?
How many bananas is that?
Uh oh that’s gonna leave a huge quack in the earth
Are they African ducks or European ducks?
Not a suspiciously specific measurement *at all*…