Trump Chooses Absolutely Baffling New Topic For Latest Rambling Aside

by youtellmebob

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  1. > “We won world wars out of forts,” he said at an event in Rochester, New Hampshire. “Fort Benning, Fort This, Fort That, many forts. They changed the name, we won wars out of these forts, they changed the name, they changed the name of the forts. A lot of people aren’t too happy about that.”

  2. Didn’t.. didn’t he change the name to Fort Liberty? Who tf is THEY

    Ah, found the root of it.

    The Fort Benning that Trump mentioned was named for Henry L. Benning, who NPR noted was not just a Confederate general but a “virulent white supremacist.”

  3. Trump watched one episode of F Troop on Nick at Nite and thought it was a documentary.

  4. The only one he should be concerned about is Fort Leavenworth.

  5. Former Commander in Chief can only remember the fort named after a racist confederate general. Time for another cognitive test.

    On a side note, my father was stationed at Fort This before he shipped out to the Pacific theater in WW ll under General Whatshisname. Where he rammed the ramparts.

  6. Absolute bonkers. He is providing so much material for election ads I’m actually looking forward to them.

  7. I was born at Ft Benning. Speaking of changing names, isn’t your family name Drumpf? A lot of people aren’t too happy about that.

  8. This is almost as bad as his airports existing during the Revolutionary War speech. 

  9. Somebody said Trump’s mouth looks like an anus and now I can’t unsee it. Truly disgusting human being.

  10. First time i’ve watched his word salad in a while. He wouldve delivered that with anger in the past. Sounds meek and weak

  11. I think we’re about 30 days away from Trump totally forgetting where he is, and he starts spewing the n-word during a speech.

    And we’re about 31 days away from finding out his poll numbers with his base go up from it.

  12. We saw this in his first election cycle. Even if he is loosing it, it’s best to maneuver like he isn’t. He’s a fucking liar and will do anything he can to win

  13. If it were not for word salad, Trump would have no salad at all.

  14. Every speech sounds like he’s presenting a book report on something he never read and thinks he’s getting away with it.

  15. My great great grandfather died defending Ft. This in the Bowling Green Massacre. He fought bravely to keep the airports of Kentucky in the hands of the patriots and inaccessible to the British crown.

  16. I married only one woman but she kept changing names.

  17. It bothered him so much that he can’t remember a single fort other than Fort Benning.

  18. Same guy that saluted a North Korean general? Yep.

  19. With the absolute nonsensical comments this nut job makes the late night talk show hosts don’t need writers. They couldn’t write stuff as funny as the orange menace says. I wonder when he’s going to be put in an institution.

  20. When Trump forts, people usually just sit there in front of the camera and try to act like it didn’t happen. Now they gotta act like it did happen case there’s lots of forts.

  21. My man has one of those calendars that teaches him a new word of the day that he got from his doctor because he “aced” his cognitive test.

  22. It’s the repeating of exactly the same thing but with slightly different verbiage, added on to all the other crap that’s been coming out of his diet coke hole that has me thinking his mental decline is really accelerating YUGELY

  23. All he does is find shit that pisses the MAGA crowd off and then stirs it into a pot of word shit. Doesn’t matter if it makes any sense as long as he gets those key words in.

  24. Someone among his handlers attempts to give him talking points, or he overhears something something, and then he’s cut loose on stage. McConnell allows his handlers to take care of him for self-preservation. Trump appears worse than McConnell and is proving to the world one speech at a time but no one will stop him.

  25. I’m going to say this, fuck his Secret Service team who are FEDERAL EMPLOYEES and protectors of the Office of the President for not having a single person brave enough to come forward as a whistle blower and inform the TAXPAYERS that he’s unfit for office a second time. Cowards.

  26. Man’s brain is tapioca.

    Consider this as we move forward in coming months, he’s not going to miraculously improve. Every day you see him? That’s him at his peak. Tomorrow he’ll be worse mentally and physically than today, and that will be true every day going forward.

    If you think he’s bad now, you haven’t seen anything yet.

  27. I will never understand how an average person could ever listen to a clip of Trump longer than 2 minutes and not conclude that he is either stupid or insane.

    It was all already there 10 years ago.

    There always was something wrong with Trump and with age it got worse.

  28. Maybe rapidly progressing dementia will be what saves us all from Trump. Another post points out that it is more important for him to rage about his defamation suit and E. Jean Carroll than to acknowledge his wedding anniversary. Bye, bye, Donald.

  29. Trump translator:

    “Some people say” means “nobody is saying”

  30. I do security in hospital psych wards. Trump sounds like a combination of all the patients rambling at once

  31. Unfortunately, I have lived long enough to have seen several family members go through old age. Dementia and health problems progress quickly once they start. A year from now, Trump might be totally gone. Feeble and even more incoherent. If he can communicate at all.

    Trump’s downfall is definitely going to make Americans reevaluate how they few older people in politics. We are going to see him deteriorate in real time. It’s not like Feinstein or Mitch McConnell, where they can avoid the public eye for extended periods of time. Trump is running for POTUS ffs. Not to mention if somehow he actually gets elected to office.

    Trump is getting these regular cognitive tests for a reason. It’s not for shits and giggles. He’s absolutely showing signs of decline to those closest to him, and they are raising concerns to his doctors.

  32. How is this noodle brain moron the leading candidate for president??? WTF are we doing America!?!?!? Wake up!

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