Robin Bastards is ecstatic to announce this prestigious, generously sized, modern studio, situated in the heart of Dublin. Rent: €1900 per month bills not included. No smokers, no pets, no couples. Viewings will be held from 10am- 11am this Thursday, during your work hours.

by Jimmybongman

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  3. You’re able to boil eggs while in bed! Talk about luxury! If anything, I think they should *increase* the price!

  4. Steps outside aswell so anybody can stare in at you. Brilliant safety feature. I love it

  5. Best deal i’ve seen in a long time. I love the smell of fresh cooking gas in the morning and pissing out of the window. Just take my money!

  6. I thought there was a law about bedsit apartments,where bedrooms had to be separated from kitchens.

  8. A wee chair at the window so you can contemplate how fucked things are.

  11. Open the window to sell your arse to put towards the rent. Fabulous to see. 

  12. Cosy , cute , minimalistic the list goes on attractively situated in the bustling metropolis that is Dublin City.

  13. I thought bedsits were made illegal? Did that change again?

  17. I don’t understand why landlords are protected so much compared to other small businesses. Landlords seems to have a right to profit that a cafe or IT service etc dont. They have to work hard to provide a good service to keep customers. The incentives are very wrong. 

  18. Look I thought it was expensive initially but you really can’t put a price on that view.

  19. Thankfully for renters this lad is a bit too honest, well within his rights to stick a bunk bed in there and charge €3,600.

  20. I’m surprised that nobody have signed up for viewing stuff like this just so they can slap the crap out of the landlord

  21. *Looks at thread further down. Some nimbyist has objected to development of over 800 units in Dundrum.

    This is why this shit goes on. Greedy vultures preying on misery.

  22. Satire as the post may be but I think things are so bad out there at the moment that there’d be a lot who would snap this up, be grateful to have a roof over their heads and then lose themselves to despair that things have gotten this bad for them.

    Meanwhile FFG will just tell them to get up earlier in the mornings and gaslight them into thinking it’s their fault for not working harder.

  23. All the oil from my fry up can go directly on my pillow. Neet

  28. Nice to note that if there’s a fire in the house, that the windows are barred up, preventing escape through the windows.

    This place is fucked on so many levels. Place is a deathtrap.

    I’d inform the local fire officer and request an inspection – it can be done by contacting the local fire station.

  29. Absolute bargin, I mean, who else can open their oven door while lying in bed. Peak luxury.

  30. I wrote under a Sinn Fein TikTok explaining how much I spend on rent and how much me and my partner would need to earn collectively to buy a 2 bedroom house in north Dublin + plus deposit …. They replied to my first comment about how much I pay on rent and deleted the others which provided the figures. They are all scum, each in every person in every party. No party is better than the other.

  31. Did they just build a wall to split a room too small to be a studio appartment into two rooms and make them into studios?

  33. You can’t open that press fully, or the oven door, without moving the bed.

    On the plus side, oven & hob doubles as a space heater, and it’s easier to set fire to your mattress! 🔥

  36. Missing a trick there. They could have had a bunk bed and a pull out mattress underneath to fit 3 people.

  39. I love that I can have a nap while I cook 🥰🥰🥰 not a safety issue AT ALLL

  40. Lived in Ireland for almost 10 years (originally from Brazil) and I have to say, love your Country and the Irish people, genuinely the kindest people I have ever met, but fuck man I am glad I moved away. The housing situation is ridiculous to say the least. It is bad overall in Europe (lived in North of Germany for 3 years and recently moved to Prague) but here I can at least pay my rent and still go out once or twice a week for dinner and beer with friends without being terrified looking at my bank account. I really hope things get better but corporate and political greed seems to be the norm, mostly after covid so It is a hard one.

  41. Ok sure it’ll look grand when they move the furniture out of the hallway and into the spacious studio room.

  42. I live in the Maryland DC metro which is one of the most expensive housing markets in the US. I pay $2k a month to rent my 3 story townhouse with a small back and front yard. Sorry things have gotten so fucked lads.

  43. Can someone explain how this isnt a bed sit, and how is it a legal letting if it isnt a bed sit.

  44. “Yeah, I can’t come into work today. You see, I fell out of bed into the oven”…

  45. You can fry and egg while having a shite – what’s not to love?

  46. These especially piss me off because you can tell it was a decent sized room at one point till some hungry cunt put up a dividing wall

  47. Meanwhile Ukranians are getting state of the art modular homes out of our tax money, welcome to the new globalist nation of Ireland 🫰

  48. Is this real 🤯

    The ironic thing is it’s hard to tell.

    Clearly just split a room with a bay window straight down the middle.
    There should be a thread with all these types of extremely poor listings so everyone can bombard the landlords with calls and text to organise viewings and not turn up. Waste their time.

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