London mayoral candidate is barred from being a company director and believes aliens ‘have been here for a long time’

by tylerthe-theatre

9 comments
  1. > On top of this he will aim to reduce train fares, which will rise by 4.9% in March and currently under Khan’s regime, by up to 50%.

    How much power does the Mayor of London have over train fares?

  2. Anyone else deeply embarrassed at the quality of candidates on offer?

  3. “This election is about London, why are you fixated on me (one of the candidates who would be hugely detrimental to London)?”

  4. I’m more likely to vote for him now.

    I assume he’s referring to about half the Tory MP’s?

  5. Well when our alien overlords finally descend upon the capital it will be good to have a mayor who can show them the way.

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