I mean, it’s definitely hotter and nicer than Southend.

by vipassana-newbie

4 comments
  1. ….not something we can help with “on this occasion.”

    So…. There’s hope, then?

  2. I knew a Victor Fakesurname – I wonder if they’re related

  3. For one of her next endeavours, Ciara needs to have a word with Elon Musk to enquire as to whether she can be on a future Starship test launch. One way ticket of course.

  4. She’s less of a pisstaker than the usual contestants on that program.

    Presenter: “the property is on the market for €200,000 but the vendor has said there’s some room for negotiation”

    Contestant: “we’ll offer €10k, an out of date freddo and a half eaten pepperami”

    Presenter: “the vendor has rejected the offer. Would you want to make a counter offer”

    Contestant: “nah we aren’t too sure about living in a remote part of Spain now as we don’t speak any Spanish and don’t plan to learn it. To be honest we hate the lazy greasy Spaniards anyway”

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