Difficult to take any offence at these descriptions.
To be fair to Nicola Sturgeon, these all appear to be objective and completely verifiable facts.
🤞 her name will be writ large if true 😍
I’m not even British and I know these statements are about right.
Marzipan is quite solid when rolled up together so I am surprised its qualities for a dildo are being called into question ?
‘Shitler’ is class. Why have I never come across that
Surely she should be lauded for this?!
lol
This… this is what the right wing were screaming from the windows about? And now they’re doubling down because she said mean things about them? Christ sake I don’t wanna sound like Trump but this screams ‘witch hunt’
*Checks notes…*
Yup, sounds about right.
Hes as useles as a marzipan dildo is a Malcolm Tucker line
So she’s a fan of The Thick Of It then.
Fair Play Nicola, Fair play.. 🙂
Some absolute great quotes there, for once im impressed with Nicola, Well done Sturgeon you have proven to reddit you do have a sense of humor and a good one at that.
Please, please be true
That is actually hilarious.
Nicola Sturgeon for PM
Where’s the lie?
certainly true
but I am far less polite about that incompetent grifting bags of shite
Accurate descriptions
I usually call Suella Braverman “Cruella Slaverman”, but I’m ok with Shitler, but it could apply to any of the current Cabinet.
Finally!!!
A truthful statement from a politician!
Lol wee legend. My only gripe was this was said in private.
Should have opened up the covid briefings with these 🤣
These are all true
Does anyone else have an image in ther heads of yer average Daily Mail readers monocle popping off into ther morning kedgeree reading that this morning ? 😂 naw ! Just me then.
The mooth on that lassie ❤️🏴
No apologies needed.
Wow. Actually earned a bit of respect for her.
I’m screaming at these 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nicola’s popularity rating has bounced back from rock bottom
Satire surely.
Objectively accurate but I cannot quite imagine her picking those terms.
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Difficult to take any offence at these descriptions.
To be fair to Nicola Sturgeon, these all appear to be objective and completely verifiable facts.
🤞 her name will be writ large if true 😍
I’m not even British and I know these statements are about right.
Marzipan is quite solid when rolled up together so I am surprised its qualities for a dildo are being called into question ?
‘Shitler’ is class. Why have I never come across that
Surely she should be lauded for this?!
lol
This… this is what the right wing were screaming from the windows about? And now they’re doubling down because she said mean things about them? Christ sake I don’t wanna sound like Trump but this screams ‘witch hunt’
*Checks notes…*
Yup, sounds about right.
Hes as useles as a marzipan dildo is a Malcolm Tucker line
So she’s a fan of The Thick Of It then.
Fair Play Nicola, Fair play.. 🙂
Some absolute great quotes there, for once im impressed with Nicola, Well done Sturgeon you have proven to reddit you do have a sense of humor and a good one at that.
Please, please be true
That is actually hilarious.
Nicola Sturgeon for PM
Where’s the lie?
certainly true
but I am far less polite about that incompetent grifting bags of shite
Accurate descriptions
I usually call Suella Braverman “Cruella Slaverman”, but I’m ok with Shitler, but it could apply to any of the current Cabinet.
Finally!!!
A truthful statement from a politician!
Lol wee legend. My only gripe was this was said in private.
Should have opened up the covid briefings with these 🤣
These are all true
Does anyone else have an image in ther heads of yer average Daily Mail readers monocle popping off into ther morning kedgeree reading that this morning ? 😂 naw ! Just me then.
The mooth on that lassie ❤️🏴
No apologies needed.
Wow. Actually earned a bit of respect for her.
I’m screaming at these 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nicola’s popularity rating has bounced back from rock bottom
Satire surely.
Objectively accurate but I cannot quite imagine her picking those terms.
Edit:
[Why does nobody even bother checking the source of a tweet screenshot these days?](https://twitter.com/PoliticoForYou)
Hahaha Shitler 😄
“About as much use as a marzipan dildo” is a good one though.
In court, Hancock would have to prove that he isn’t weaker than nuns piss. Case dismissed.
“Weaker than a nuns piss”
Definitely stealing that one.
The tories : disgrace that Sturgeon is hiding her WhatsApp messages, get them released now !!!
The tories : oh Jesus! quick, hide them, everybody’s noding ther heads.
❤️
I don’t see anything wrong with her statements
she’s not wrong tho
Sounds pretty much spot on….
If this turns out to be a satire site, I’ll be very disappointed.
If the boot fits like…
I’ve always liked Nicola Sturgeon. 👍
As an Englishman, she is spot on
I’m using marzipan dildo as my new favourite insult
fuck aye, Sturgeon.
#bringbackSturgeon
Lets assume this is true….. ‘and’ would be my response here. Love her or hate her, she isnt wrong about the people mentioned.
Lol I don’t even like Sturgeon but that is fucking hilarious. 🤣
It’s not slander if it’s true
Whatever your political opinions, it’s impossible to disagree, fact!