Colleague got clamped yesterday, came into the office this morning to find this…

by apocalyptictronix

22 comments
  1. You don’t have to be mad to work here, but it helps! 😂😂🤣🤣

  2. Oh what a barrel of laughs your office must be, you crazy kids, you!

  3. See I miss this comadrie from the office environment. 

    I know people prefer WFH but this kinda schtick actually makes me smile.

  4. LOL!!!

    You’ll never guess what Gary did in the office today, we were in stitches!!

    ROFL

  5. Better than the time I came in to find my desk and screen covered in post it notes and my gloves filled with pins

  6. “Why do you want to WFH all the time Rooney?”

    This. I’d rather amputate my own legs with a plastic dinosaur than endure this sort of top-tier office “banter”

  7. I remember a guy left our office twice and came back a third time and we put up a picture of that sign in the Simpsons that said ‘remember, you’re here forever’. Got a good laugh

  8. Its not banter I worked government office and all chairs you might use have to go through a check to deem if they are safe for sitting in for long hours can take like 2 weeks. At the end they sign your chair. Pointless but they’re only watching their backs.

  9. This just reminded me that on my last boss’ last day (last week sadly) I dismantled his chair for a laugh.

    Everyone else thought I was weird for doing it, but I couldn’t stop laughing.

  10. You have to be careful with these kids leaving their chairs about. I’ve heard it’s to help dognappers climb over the garden fences. Shared hun x

  11. Our favourite was turning on the button narration for those technologically illiterate colleagues who forgot to lock their PC’s. It was always a good time listening to them losing their shit when the pc started reading their button presses back to them.

    The guy who brought in an industrial roll of cling film and cling wrapped every individual item on someone’s desk was pretty funny too

  12. You guys have the same desk phones as my office.

    They’re shite.

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