Lmao probably a error with their system. One thing readable is 29.1 2024 between 8 and 11 o clock so at that time there will probably someone come to check your erdgasgerät
I would instantly take three weeks off to be sure to be at home, just in case.
Someone will have a conversation with his superiors.
That’s the reason you should allways embed the fonts into your PDF.
I once received a completely empty letter from the Sparkasse. Reflected my account status pretty well at the time. Lol
Looks like a virus, I wouldn’t open the envelope but it’s too late now…
As this was sent as an “Einschreiben”, it’s supposed to be a important contractual notice. They will assume you have received the letter (well, you kind of have) and act accordingly.
I didn’t know Germany is still using Enigmas /s
Rooky mistake: Never get your gas contract with outer space companies. The customer support is bullshit and miscommunications like that are bound to happen.
YOu made an Erdgas contract with the devil
They use these codes to activate the vaccine nanobots to the 5G frequency.
You are now cursed, my friend. Hope you have your affairs in order.
r/ProgrammerHumor
Didn’t know printers were on strike, too this week.
I think you need to take a nap. You probably worked to much
Follow the white rabbit
It’s a printer buffer problem.
Somebodys working from home with a cat…
Send it back with a personal note.
e.g.
# **WHAT?**
The Klingons are coming to check your gas device.
A gassy riddle
That’s how I usually see all these letters, only the bold text is important and everything else c
Is lawyer’s hell
The important part is readable … Funny thing 😀
You were supposed to sell the Erdgas, not inhale it!
This is what it looked like when I didn’t install the right driver on my Amiga 500 for the HP Inkjet. Like, in 1987.
Looks like someone’s cat wanted to reach out to you!
You are now the Erdgas
Hol die Enigma vom Großvater aus dem Keller Kollege….
The short story asserts the premise that, while currently trapped, Cthulhu will eventually return. His worshippers chant “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn” (“In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming”).
Wow the first physical r/softwaregore I’ve seen I think 😂
That is a local time machine ticket.
Chat bots are learning to use fax machines
The sender: 50 yo who cannot convert files format🤦
Well if they lost the key to the data assuming the odd lines are from an encrypted database/ file, it may be a problem for the company. The fact that it printed makes me think it was not the usual encrypt and ransom attack.
This generation doesn’t even understand simple cryptography. Obviously you need to pull out your enigma cipher and set the rotor using the latest callouts from BdU.
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Lmao probably a error with their system. One thing readable is 29.1 2024 between 8 and 11 o clock so at that time there will probably someone come to check your erdgasgerät
The footer is there. Call them.
Encoding error
https://meine-erdgasumstellung.de/?lang=en
I would instantly take three weeks off to be sure to be at home, just in case.
Someone will have a conversation with his superiors.
That’s the reason you should allways embed the fonts into your PDF.
I once received a completely empty letter from the Sparkasse. Reflected my account status pretty well at the time. Lol
Looks like a virus, I wouldn’t open the envelope but it’s too late now…
As this was sent as an “Einschreiben”, it’s supposed to be a important contractual notice. They will assume you have received the letter (well, you kind of have) and act accordingly.
I didn’t know Germany is still using Enigmas /s
Rooky mistake: Never get your gas contract with outer space companies. The customer support is bullshit and miscommunications like that are bound to happen.
YOu made an Erdgas contract with the devil
They use these codes to activate the vaccine nanobots to the 5G frequency.
z̷̛͍͍͕̤̜̜̜̺͔͓̲̊̊̅̃̈́̈́̈́͝ä̷̛̛̲̲͖͇̲̥͆͛̌̿͋̉̍͒́͝͝l̷̥̱͕̣͚̒́̀͜ͅg̷̛͓̜̮͎̪͍̟̱̻͇͐̎̈́̿͐͑̑̆͋̄ơ̵̡̰̼͎̿̇̿̕ ̸̺͉̳̹̹̟͔̍ͅį̴̙̹̮̬̺̦̀̍̋̐s̸̝̖̫̜̱͉̬͉̯̱̥̰̞̠̀̊ ̸̧̢̰͓̻̗̹̒̾̾͠͝c̸̹̲̗̲̍̄͋̀̕ǫ̸̧̺̥̳̣̽̀̃͛̀̓͗̉̔͑́͒͘m̶̡̨̡̢͎͖̪̹͎̻͙̝̯͉̺͝i̴̢̨͍̮͔̦̠̓͊́̍n̷̨̗̤̞̖̍̍͒͜͝g̸̢̨̼̗͕̘̦͖̮̫̜͖̮̟̀̈͊͠ͅ
Du wirst auf Marsgas umgestellt.
You are now cursed, my friend. Hope you have your affairs in order.
r/ProgrammerHumor
Didn’t know printers were on strike, too this week.
I think you need to take a nap. You probably worked to much
Follow the white rabbit
It’s a printer buffer problem.
Somebodys working from home with a cat…
Send it back with a personal note.
e.g.
# **WHAT?**
The Klingons are coming to check your gas device.
A gassy riddle
That’s how I usually see all these letters, only the bold text is important and everything else c
Is lawyer’s hell
The important part is readable … Funny thing 😀
You were supposed to sell the Erdgas, not inhale it!
This is what it looked like when I didn’t install the right driver on my Amiga 500 for the HP Inkjet. Like, in 1987.
Looks like someone’s cat wanted to reach out to you!
You are now the Erdgas
Hol die Enigma vom Großvater aus dem Keller Kollege….
The short story asserts the premise that, while currently trapped, Cthulhu will eventually return. His worshippers chant “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn” (“In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming”).
Be not afraid.
Cthulhu fhtagn!
r/softwaregore
This is the announcement of building a hyperspace bypass, therefore the Earth must be demolished. See here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy
Your average German utility bill be like:
What will you do at the 29th at 11:15?
You tell us what happend I hope.
Könnte man nicht das wieder irgendwie entziffern?
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Wow the first physical r/softwaregore I’ve seen I think 😂
That is a local time machine ticket.
Chat bots are learning to use fax machines
The sender: 50 yo who cannot convert files format🤦
Well if they lost the key to the data assuming the odd lines are from an encrypted database/ file, it may be a problem for the company. The fact that it printed makes me think it was not the usual encrypt and ransom attack.
This generation doesn’t even understand simple cryptography. Obviously you need to pull out your enigma cipher and set the rotor using the latest callouts from BdU.