Ever wondered what’s inside those old books on the shelf in the Wetherspoons? Because I did and then I wished I hadn’t…

by joeChump

23 comments

  1. And I wish I hadn’t clicked on your post, you fiend.

  2. Becoming a Wetherspoons book seems like one of Hell’s punishments

  6. Is this food or a turd?

    Although, being Wetherspoons I suppose it could be both at once. Schrodinger’s Turd

  9. Unsure why I ask, but do you know what it is specifically? Wondering if it’s something cooked in their “kitchen” or something someone left behind after failing to find the toilet.

  11. Decorative books, literally sold by the yard, (or metre from some suppliers), You can also rent, useful for set decoration.

  13. When I worked at a library, we had a book returned with a rasher of bacon in it. Uncooked.

  14. I used to work at spoons and I’m pretty confident that’s a cookie dough sandwich

  15. My parents were sticklers for making us kids stay at the table till we finished every single bite on the plate. So we became adept at hiding bits of gristly meat in nearby places. Caused a lot of puzzlement later on when these fossilised chunks were discovered. I wish we’d had a bookcase nearby though. Coulda packed a lot into just one book.

  16. I have rescued a couple books from one of my local spoons… it was long ago, there were no nasty surprises inside, fortunately.

  17. I stole a rather worn but otherwise fine version of Steinbeck’s Travels with Charley from the spoons in Barrow. The luck of the draw I guess, odds against me in Barrow aswell!

  20. I believe that “The Commodore” was always sold with a bonus slither of manky kebab meat …no?

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