What would you do?

For the record, it’s been longer than five seconds. I was being watched and he was conjoined to another Percy, dismembered by me accidentally. He plummeted faster than a sack of spuds and his empty eyes just floated away, watching as I shovelled his shrinking friend into my mouth.

Is he just going to stare at me for the entire 1 hour 38 minute journey from King’s Cross to Margate? Is he wishing he was with his friends?

Please, help.

by TheNeighKid

19 comments

  4. Wait til you get to Margate, then lay down and lick it directly off the floor, the locals won’t care or notice.

  5. I would pick it up in a tissue to throw away. There is NO five second rule on public floors!!!

  10. Eating it wouldn’t bother me, people seeing me eat it would.

  12. I’d probably put it in a bin so it doesn’t become someone else’s issue.

    I know for certain I wouldn’t come on reddit and admit that I’m considering eating floor food.

  13. Pick it up and put it in the bin. Don’t want a dog or a kid to pick it up and eat it.

  14. I’d pick it up so as not litter, make it known to everyone that I have picked it up for this reason, maybe wrap it in a tissue or something ready for the bin.

    But then when I’m out of the way, eat it.

  16. I once dropped burger king on the floor on a tram and I ate it was fine lol

  17. I didn’t realise what the post was about at first. I saw the docs and went, oh nice shoes. Then I was the little pig in the bottom corner and realised the reality of your situation.

  18. Wipe it on your trousers and give it a blow. Get it down ya.

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