Matt Gaetz Privately Told Colleagues His Real Motivation for Kevin McCarthy Ouster Was Ethics Probe

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1. This is one of those things where the unspoken truth was plainly obvious.

2. Have they even considered governing?

3. Wish the media would stop making their entire party the rebooted reality tv version of fucking House of Cards. That’d be great. Pretty sure Spacey died in that show just like his career did! Foreshadowing?

4. Gaetz is a pedophile. The Republican caucus is accepting of this because he hasn’t been photographed yet of such misdemeanor charges in the state of Florida. The Mango Mussolini established residency for the express purposes of such activities – Gaetz is a frequent guest at the Mar a Lago House of Concubines.

5. He also ask Trump for a pardon. wonder why? 🤔

6. And the ethics probe marches on… lol

7. It’s a minor problem, I’m sure the GOP will look past it.

8. “I’ll fuck Kevin McCarthy harder than I fucked that child.”

   -Matt Gaetz

9. “minors? those are people who have been born already lol fuck em we only care about the unborn”

   -republicans

10. There to serve the country and his constituents sounds like

11. I’m sure McCarthy intentionally fucking up Gaetz’s attempt at fucking Cassidy Hutchinson at Camp David had a lot to do with it as well.

12. He can run, but he can’t hide.

13. Can’t traffic and bang an underage girl without consequences, eh gaetz?

14. I thought I had read somewhere that all of his colleagues hate him. It would be really stupid for him to confide in any one but he also strikes me as the kind of person who can’t help himself.

15. Well I’d say that reeks of corruption

16. One moment please, let me pull myself together enough to pretend to be shocked

17. Lordy let there be tapes!

18. That tracks.

19. This guy needs to go.

20. All I can think about is the republican congressman in the wheelchair who spoke up about the orgies, and almost immediately a video of him and a male friend was posted. I wonder who recorded it?

21. Ethics which he has none should take a long probe he probably doesn’t have a long one of those either

22. Seems like the knives are coming out for Gaetz.

23. It’s like the Holt/Wunch rivalry except they’re both Wunch.

24. Aw does that mean Mike Johnson is secure as speaker?

25. So the whole fiasco to get rid of McCarthy, disrupt our government for weeks, and putting people’s livelihoods at risk was all because this douchecanoe fucks kids? Yeah, that tracks.

26. Yeah, no shit

27. You don’t say.