Got home earlier to find this in my letter box. No note, it’s Sainsburys extra special bacon.
It’s going to wind me up so much. I live in a block of flats. With a security door so need to be buzzed in.
by Representative_Bear5
Got home earlier to find this in my letter box. No note, it’s Sainsburys extra special bacon.
It’s going to wind me up so much. I live in a block of flats. With a security door so need to be buzzed in.
by Representative_Bear5
31 comments
Perhaps a breakfast offering, hopefully not a dig at religions that avoid pork.
I’d eat your granny before I ate that.
*Grabs two bread slices, runs to check own letter box!*
Dog nappers hun.
Shared Timbuktu. Stay safe xxxx
Someone stuck their meat through your flaps, I’d count that as a win tbh.
If it’s in date, I’d eat it.
I’d not eat it, no idea if it’s been opened & resealed or anything. There see some sick & twisted people out there
In all seriousness it might be an attempt at a hate crime. Are any of your neighbours Muslim, Jewish or Vegan?
Mmmmm, forbidden jerky.
Is that bacon medallions in letterbox. Could be a warning 😑
Bacon, through the letterbox? And all I have to do is convert to Islam. Shouldn’t this be on the life hack sub?
The neighbors below me are Muslim. It’s very strange if it was a snipe at them I’m glad I got it instead of them.
It’s the most random thing to find on your return home.
We had a thing last year in town where a bloke stole a bunch of steaks from Sainsbury’s and put them through peoples letter boxes, supposedly for those who ordered them. Could be that your neighbours had a similar arrangement with a meat thief but wasn’t clear enough on the letter box to put it through.
Don’t know why you’d buy the “expensive” bacon, just for a hate crime
Be careful, somebody left some pork in my garden hedge once, turned out to be a hambush
It sort of seems (I hope) unlikely to be hate crime related as it’s sealed, although sadly it could be. Is it possible you’ve got a friendly neighbour whose going away for a few days and though you might be able to use, rather than it going out of date? Weird not to leave a note if this is the case though.
Sure, why not.
Are you a Police?
It depends on what they send through next, if they send you some goats cheese and pastry I’d be getting worried, because that…that’s just for starters.
I guess they were just pleased to meat you
Your racist neighbor mixed up which flat the Muslim lives in.
Looks like you’ve had a visit from the Met
Local crims figured out you’re a cop and letting you know
I have no idea what to say to this one. Part of me wants to make a joke, but the other part is pretty concerned that this could be aimed at a neighbour who may not eat pork for religious reasons.
Most situations I’d say eat it and enjoy, but how sketchy this is probably tells me that this is a bad idea. Keep an eye out and your ears open in case some neighbours have issues over the coming days.
Ah, you got a visit from the pork fairy! How lovely! <3
its like a lazy version of jez’s judas bit in peep show
Thank you all so much I’ve spent the evening giggling.
Off to bed with my French bulldog her snoring and farting may put off a few intruders till they offer her a belly rub and bacon under one arm and a hammer under the other.
If I make it though the night , I shall check in.
If not, please make sure my brother doesn’t get my old vinyl.
Makes a change from the usual spam mail
What’s the matter? I thought you liked *pork*…
Might be because a neighbour is Jewish or Muslim and they got the wrong address?
Could also be someone upto no good and checking if people are home. If it is still there a day or two later, then the chances are no one is home.
Extra special bacon. That sounds very League of Gentlemen
I live in a well inhibited area, love leaving what looks like a sacrifice with parts of my left over dinners