Dakota Johnson Uses Taylor Swift To Take ‘Powerful’ Swipe At Trump In ‘SNL’ Monologue

by TorukMaktoM

18 comments
  1. It’s not a swipe, it’s a fact. Tayler Swift is becoming the most powerful person in America…

  2. When you get big responsibility, you get bigger powers.

  3. Taylor would be doing the country a great service if she have the little shits who are talking about not voting for Biden over Gaza a good dressing-down. That would honestly do more to defeat Trump than anything she could say against Trump himself.

  4. Who gives two shits what Dakota-fucking-Johnson thinks?

  5. “Nepo baby tries to score brownie points with normies by regurgitating a joke written for her about a guy who is widely disliked”

  6. The cult that worships a pampered, wealthy elitist who hosted a show called Celebrity Apprentice: “who cares what celebrities think?!”

  7. Dakota is spot on about Taylor Swift and if Travis Kelce’s Kansas City Chiefs win today and go on to win the Superball, you will have another proof.
    If the Kansas City Chiefs win the Superball, Taylor Swift did it ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)

  8. Democracy at stake! Please pick this weekend at Bernie’s cosplayer over this other weekend at Bernie’s cosplayer.

  9. The episode last night felt very painful to watch overall. The joke about her being the person you call when you can’t get an Aubrey Plaza is spot on – she’s all of Aubrey’s awkwardness with zero of her charm. Gave me secondhand embarrassment.

  10. Yea no one cares what Dakota Johnson has to say about trump. She’s cute as hell though

  11. Reddits boner for these two people is embarrassing

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