Out of all the things you could put in a kid’s party goodie bag, this has to be the worst!

by edgeofsanity76

38 comments
  1. That parent has got balls and wishes pain on everyone

  2. We recently had a build it yourself magic box with various magic tricks. I can’t tell you how terrible it was to build, followed by how disappointed my daughter was when it blatantly didn’t work at all

  3. Did you “lose” it on the way from the car to the house?

  4. But “Twinkle Twinkle little star” is a great song .

  5. Honestly what I hate more are those jawbreakers or lollies that children can and almost always will choke on. 🙄

  6. Nothing like the sound of an out of tune sopranino recorder.

  7. Oh my kid never got those. He has a nut allergy so we check all the sweets and whatnot for nuts, if one of those whistles was ever in a party bag, we sneakily took it out before giving it to him.

  8. I did the Christmas party for the dance class last year. Not one other parent offered to help. All their little darlings got an obscene amount of sugar fed to them. Along with a party bag contain whistle, a mini glitter art set and a tub of slime.

  9. Throw that out to the recycle bin and do your bit for the world.

    By bit???

    I mean go and buy your child a hand made recorder from wood. Made for your child to use and your home be filled with joy of the noises it produces by their breath.

    You will not regret it, and your child will become a prodigy..

  10. ‘oh little Suzy loved her recorder so much, I have signed your kid up for lessons’

  11. A shit would be worse. Or some porn. Or a used needle

  12. That and a little can of red bull for the kids of your enemies. 

  13. But but it might lead from there to young musician of the y(ear)!

  14. “let daddy have a go”

    “oh no, it’s broken”

  15. These are given to the kids whose parents the other people hate.

  16. I went to a party a few weeks back, and they’d put whistles in the party bags! Whistles! That was a fun drive home.

    Next time we have a party, I’m making sure that particular kid gets a party bag with glitter, Playdoh and a kazoo.

  17. Means your kid was probably a jerk at the party and the parents are sending a message 🙂

  18. If you play it around someone with a green clarinet, do they piss themselves?

  19. I used to work in a pharmacy and they sold those whistle lollypops. Whenever parents came in and had to wait for a prescription they’d buy their kid one.

    It was a living hell.

  20. Oh no I slipped and it snapped it into 4 pieces, was set on fire, and the ashes buried under a bridge 100 miles from here. Sorry kid we’ll buy a different toy.

  21. Last party my son went to had THREE balloons with a whistle attached so that you blew through the whistle to blow the balloon up then let the balloon deflate into the whistle!? 🥲 Sadly they were very fragile and popped quickly.

  22. That’s tactical.

    Your kids done their head in for a few hrs and they’ve got their own back on all the parents by putting thst dreaded thing in a party bag.

    Genius and cold, I love it lol

  23. Nothing quite says ‘fuck you’ like giving someone else’s kid a recorder.

  24. Perfect gift to just slip up some assholes exhaust in a random car park, you know the self entitled type it’ll keep em wondering where the noise is coming from the faster they go the louder it blows 🙂

  25. I put whistles in my daughter’s bags. 20 kids blowing whistles made everyone leave super quick!

  26. My sister gave all 4 of my kids a harmonica at Christmas. F*** me

  27. A mum friend of mine told me she went to a party once where the party bags each had three different kinds of whistle/party blower…

  28. Harmonicas are worse. They make noise whether they are breathing in or out. Infinitely worse as it doesn’t stop.

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