“Are you old and infirm, and have more money than sense? Then you need to buy this commemorative plate, and not just for you, but one for every member of your family- even the grandchildren who will cherish theirs just as much as you do!
Please send us your life savings by cheque for immediate shipment, or fill in your card details below and we’ll make monthly deductions of no less than 100% per month of the total until the card expires, or you die, whichever is sooner!”
> Measures 7.5 inches
Like something else…
I need a new plate to eat Faggots and chips off.
“How is it looking down there?”
“Well your highness, all I see is an rich , privileged arsehole”
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I hope that’s the size of the plate…
Did he have prostatitis or gout?
“Are you old and infirm, and have more money than sense? Then you need to buy this commemorative plate, and not just for you, but one for every member of your family- even the grandchildren who will cherish theirs just as much as you do!
Please send us your life savings by cheque for immediate shipment, or fill in your card details below and we’ll make monthly deductions of no less than 100% per month of the total until the card expires, or you die, whichever is sooner!”
> Measures 7.5 inches
Like something else…
I need a new plate to eat Faggots and chips off.
“How is it looking down there?”
“Well your highness, all I see is an rich , privileged arsehole”