Why doesy my new local chicken shop have 69 jars of branston pickle out front?

by Trippy_xD

22 comments
  1. It’s a swingers thing. For when there’s nowhere for the pampas grass to grow.

  2. I have used the Reddit Answer-o-matic to generate the answers “Quite the pickle!” and “69. Nice!”.

  3. A crusty bread roll, loads of pickle, and a thick slice of mature cheddar cheese. Mug of tea.

    If pushing the boat out, add to it some ham, lettuce, little black pepper and a little dollop of mayonnaise, as well. Might need a knife and fork to eat it. My mouth is watering thinking about it.

    If making sausage rolls, put some pickle inside before baking in the oven.

  4. Oh shit I knew I left them somewhere. Are you still there? Could you keep them safe for me?

  5. You are suppose to bring out the Branston not put it in the corner

  6. One free with every order, don’t tell me you didn’t take one?

  7. They’ve just found out that nestle dosen’t own the company any more and are celebrating?

  8. Mix pickle with mayo and a few other things and you get Big Mac sauce.

  9. Probably ordered the wrong thing, they wanted relish instead.

  10. Owner really likes Branston pickle, used their chicken shop to get a “trade” price on it

  11. So you can count them while you’re waiting for your chicken

  12. Ordered one case from Amazon and they sent in one SKID!

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