Oh Jeffrey, come over here with those luscious, kissable lips of yours.
binboy getting put out with the recycling
Lundy!!
Tick….tock
Loves a bit of Daniel O Donnell
CompoFace
Bigheadweeface.
Took them long enough, also Jamie Bryson is a massive knob
Plot twist: He was wearing the wire. He who smelt it dealt it.
So let me get this straight we now have the Protocol and Power Sharing.
Wee Jeff: I would sell my soul to lead the DUP.
Devil: Nah nate, your soul isn’t worth it.
How about the Saving Face Special?
Wee Jeff: Do I get free movie rental?
Devil: Aye why not, but remember Jeff – each time you don’t ‘save face’ – it shrinks a little each time.
Wee Jeff: Okay… Wait what shrinks? My face? My stature? My ego? My dick?
Devil: Yes.
Stay puft marshmallow head
Grand ol Duke of York
Does this mean they’re finally going to suck it up and accept a SF First Minister (the real reason Stormont’s been down so long)?
DUP leak to be investigated
The DUP leader tells BBC Radio Ulster there would be an investigation into how loyalist blogger Jamie Bryson was able to tweet what was happening at the meeting.
“I have always believed that when you have meetings with colleagues you have to take people on trust and it is regrettable that some decide to breach that trust,” he says.
No sooner had Sir Jeffrey got to his feet last night, Bryson began tweeting out proceedings in what he called a “blow by blow account”.
I feel THREATENED
In all seriousness how long do we think he’ll keep it up and running?
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Good bye!
A god amongst men
A warrior.
Oh Jeffrey, come over here with those luscious, kissable lips of yours.
binboy getting put out with the recycling
Lundy!!
Tick….tock
Loves a bit of Daniel O Donnell
CompoFace
Bigheadweeface.
Took them long enough, also Jamie Bryson is a massive knob
Plot twist: He was wearing the wire. He who smelt it dealt it.
So let me get this straight we now have the Protocol and Power Sharing.
Wee Jeff: I would sell my soul to lead the DUP.
Devil: Nah nate, your soul isn’t worth it.
How about the Saving Face Special?
Wee Jeff: Do I get free movie rental?
Devil: Aye why not, but remember Jeff – each time you don’t ‘save face’ – it shrinks a little each time.
Wee Jeff: Okay… Wait what shrinks? My face? My stature? My ego? My dick?
Devil: Yes.
Stay puft marshmallow head
Grand ol Duke of York
Does this mean they’re finally going to suck it up and accept a SF First Minister (the real reason Stormont’s been down so long)?
DUP leak to be investigated
The DUP leader tells BBC Radio Ulster there would be an investigation into how loyalist blogger Jamie Bryson was able to tweet what was happening at the meeting.
“I have always believed that when you have meetings with colleagues you have to take people on trust and it is regrettable that some decide to breach that trust,” he says.
No sooner had Sir Jeffrey got to his feet last night, Bryson began tweeting out proceedings in what he called a “blow by blow account”.
I feel THREATENED
In all seriousness how long do we think he’ll keep it up and running?