Across from McDonalds in city centre at 8.30 this morning

by Antique_Ad2106

26 comments
  1. The charge for atm usage was clocked, considered unwarranted and the beast was unleashed upon it.  

  2. A skinny little hand will appear from the cash dispenser slot and drag the tasty offering into the belly of the beast.

  3. The ejaculate on the screen is mine and id appreciate it if you tasted it OP

  4. I didn’t have the £1.99 cash withdrawal fee so I thought half a kebab was a fair exchange .

  5. Someone’s going to get The Wrap for this 🙂

  6. The guy that bought the rap is clearly on a diet
    Well done sir 👍

  7. Jim Alistair heard the DUP had accepted the deal and threw his wrap at the ATM in a fit of anger. Here is a picture of the incident. 😡 🌯 🏧

  8. I can just imagine the poor drunks confusion as they desperately try & remember what they did with that wrap

  9. i thought these ATMs that charge money to withdraw were banned years ago?

  10. Whats the charge? Eating a kebab? A succulent turkish Kebab?

  11. It seems it’s an important update based on the comments. It is in fact a McDonald’s wrap on the key pad, not a breakfast one either.

  12. *check balance*

    *lose appetite*

    It’s a story as old as man itself.

  13. It’s not even the wrap, it’s the shite on the screen. Dirty cunts 🤢

  14. The half eaten wrap is trying to enter its pin code without anybody seeing.

  15. Someone was having lunch, got jizz and shit on their fingers from using the ATM and was put off their lunch. Its pretty obvious.

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