A Russian soldier bumped into a Ukrainian position. When asked what he was doing there, he said he got up in the morning and got sent for bread



by IgorVozMkUA

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  3. Huge age difference … Russian sounds like he’s twice the Ukrainians’ age

  5. The dude just puts his AK down like what’s up homies. He’s lucky the Ukrainians are patient and calm.

  6. Please tell me the last thing the Ukrainians said was “well do you have any bread for us?”

  7. I wonder how far he walk and how far these guys are from the front lines. RU may have thought this guy also went AWOL, this also has happened a few time during the last 2 years and these guys need to buy a lotto ticket as they are so lucky.

  8. So what happens to these guys, does Ukraine just keep them captive and fed until the end of the conflict?

  9. He found no pain. Good outcome all round I suppose.

  10. Guess those poor bastards aren’t having breakfast.

  11. One of the most casual unravellings of an absolutely fucking bizzare and extremely dangerous situation I’ve ever seen.

    Ruskie just dropped his shit like he’d finished a ruck during a training exercise.

    Fair fucks to the Ukrainians with the level heads, for not just dropping him as soon as they saw him approach with a rifle (even if it was slung).

  14. At least he will get bread. And water. And a bed. And will get a chance to live.

  16. Note to self: If I don’t want to get blown up by a small drone, go out to ‘get bread’.

  17. Be a total mondfck if they actually gave him some food and sent him back to his trench to tell everyone what nice guys he just met.

  18. My favourite will always be the just talking casually thinking they were russian but then they told him they Ukrainians

  20. Pretty sure I saw this exact plot on the first few episodes of Red Vs Blue, only it was blinker fluid instead of bread lol

  21. If it wasn’t on camera, telling the story after getting back in wouldn’t be believable, would it?

    Commander– How’d you get a POW… you fuckers were storming trenches again weren’t you? You were ordered to just hold the line!

    Ukie soldiers-No sir, the Ruskie just walked up to our trench and dropped his shit, he was out looking for bread!

  22. Anyone else thinking it could be a Russian spy intentionally getting caught?

  24. Some say his buddies are still waiting for their breakfast.

  25. I bet the Russians sent this one guy as far forward as he could go under the pretense of getting bread so they could see how far he could make it until he gets shot.

    He just made it all the way and is confused, the Russian line is confused there’s no gun fire.

  27. Translation:
    0:00
    – *unintelligible*
    – Pidor!
    – Come here! Stop!
    – Take everything off yourself! Armor, take off your armor!
    – Yes, let him drop it because there was already such case.
    – Take off your armor, come on!
    0:15
    – [russian] Just don’t kill.
    – We won’t kill you, don’t worry.
    – Lay him down.
    – Take him further away, just in case.
    0:25
    – *unintelligible, maybe about handcuffs tension*
    – Where the fuck did you come from?
    – [russian] They told me to come here for bread.
    – For bread?
    – Well, now you will eat some bread.
    0:35
    – [russian] I slept there. Awoke. I thought everyone went here. Everyone rolled back.
    – Everything will be fine!

  29. Sounds like they weren’t to clear on ‘where’ he was meant to get the bread from as he pootles off on a one man trench wondering mission.

  30. Wonder how they’re going to facilitate all these Russian POWs

  31. Looks like he found better treatment as a POW than he received as a Russian Soldier. And he no longer has to worry about death from starvation, dehydration or hypothermia and of course from war injuries.

  32. At least they didn’t just gun his ass down like the Russians would have.

  33. Guy got sent for bread and he took it as a sign to go surrender.

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