Enjoy prison, Danny, because prison is going to enjoy you.
Corcoran is halfway between Bakersfield and Sacramento? Did they even look at a map before writing that?
He looks a bit Charles Manson-y in that photo too.
Well that’s a lifestyle change.
So Hyde gets jail and Cheeto gets told he has a fine to pay but?
Now do orange face
That 70s show had him dead to rights it seems.
He can’t run, he can’t hyde, and he probably won’t get a stick right away so he’ll have to get up to change tv channels.
Bye Bitch. ROT IN HELL.
That mouth is certainly a liability in prison
Corcoran is nice. /s
He’s in the find out stage
Corcoran is no joke. This is not a country club situation.
I wonder why a maximum security prison. He’s probably not a flight risk or a threat to other inmates (in fact, much more likely the other way around) or the staff. I’m sure other dirtbag celebs don’t go straight to the hardcore prisons
I’m from the area this prison is. About 20 minutes away.
Hopefully the AC doesn’t work well there this summer so he simmers. It gets super hot there.
I’m going to take a wild guess here, but I have a feeling his crimes are about to turn on him and bite *him* in the ass – pun intended.
Now we need a Manson jail biopic staring Masterson filmed completely in the jail.
Hey man. You missed your shift at the Fotohut. You’d better have a damn good excuse.
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Do prisons do cult deprogramming?
Enjoy prison, Danny, because prison is going to enjoy you.
Corcoran is halfway between Bakersfield and Sacramento? Did they even look at a map before writing that?
He looks a bit Charles Manson-y in that photo too.
Well that’s a lifestyle change.
So Hyde gets jail and Cheeto gets told he has a fine to pay but?
Now do orange face
That 70s show had him dead to rights it seems.
He can’t run, he can’t hyde, and he probably won’t get a stick right away so he’ll have to get up to change tv channels.
Bye Bitch. ROT IN HELL.
That mouth is certainly a liability in prison
Corcoran is nice. /s
He’s in the find out stage
Corcoran is no joke. This is not a country club situation.
I wonder why a maximum security prison. He’s probably not a flight risk or a threat to other inmates (in fact, much more likely the other way around) or the staff. I’m sure other dirtbag celebs don’t go straight to the hardcore prisons
I’m from the area this prison is. About 20 minutes away.
Hopefully the AC doesn’t work well there this summer so he simmers. It gets super hot there.
I’m going to take a wild guess here, but I have a feeling his crimes are about to turn on him and bite *him* in the ass – pun intended.
Now we need a Manson jail biopic staring Masterson filmed completely in the jail.
Hey man. You missed your shift at the Fotohut. You’d better have a damn good excuse.