I wouldn’t go that far. She’s talented, seems reasonably intelligent, has probably inspired a generation of girls to shoot for the stars, and has made a very good living for almost twenty years. She’s set for life, and that’s great for her. If she convinces a ton of her followers to vote though, I would be immensely grateful to her.
Liz Cheney is still around?
Liz B Trollin
seriously, best wishes to T&T, hope they make it last
If you had told me 10 years ago that the last republicans I would vaguely respect would be John McCain, Mitt Romney and a fucking Cheney, I would have laughed in your face.
I had no idea how crazy things could get.
No nasty shit towards Putin but shitting on Swift really ? Dumbass MAGATs !
Cheney is trying to get a spot on the View.
As an old punk I never thought I’d be rooting for a mediocre pop artist but here we are.
Every generation has an idol they love. The Republican (ie rabid MAGA sect) are just butt hurt they don’t have a star with as much influence to “exploit”.
I saw this dumb report from a right wing news segment talking about how idolizing Taylor Swift was a sin, and it was clear the irony was lost on him with how rabid the Trump fan base is. Considering at one Trump rally they made a literal GOLD IDOL statue of him. Very reminiscent of the biblical story of people being punished for making and worshiping a GOLD IDOL of a calf statue. The very same story that the reporter was referencing, completely glossing over the fact he too idolizes trump.
Seeing as the MAGA wingnuts’ skulls are furiously imploding ahead of the Super Bowl, thought I’d help guide them through the conspiratorial web slowly enveloping the upcoming game. As Q tells us, it’s all there to see if you know where to look.
The ultimate truth: When you unscramble *Taylor Swift Travis Kelce*, you get *Locker Tryst Is Evil Fatwa*.
Not only will the cabal led by this nefarious duo unleash another pandemic on the nation…
*NFL Super Bowl LVIII* unscrambled yields *Evil Libs Own Flu…R.I.P.*
…it will also target the heart of MAGA: The deranged buffoon, himself.
So, who’s pulling the strings and getting under the deranged buffoon’s oleaginous, yet paradoxically thin skin?
*Kansas City Chiefs* gives us *Kenya Catfish Sics*
That’s right: The former POTUS who catfished as an American, but was really Kenyan, is accelerating the addled clown’s public meltdown.
Not only that, Obama also appears to be conspiring with another dubious, greedy character in this convoluted scheme to undermine MAGA’s electoral prospects.
See, *Barack Hussein Obama* unscrambled gives us *Bash US, Arab Make Coin*.
Which Arab? None other than de facto Saudi “ruler” Mohammed Bin Salman, himself.
Why “ruler”? Because *Mohammed Bin Salman* yields *Obama Man Minds Helm*. In effect, MBS is just BHO’s placeholder.
The goal? In a panic to scrape up even more funds to deal with his escalating legal woes, the deranged buffoon will sell *even more* stolen nuclear secrets to Saudi Arabia; *MBS BHO*, after all, gives us *H-BOMBS*.
The DOJ’s trap will be set, MAGA.
Which brings us back to Travis Kelce, whose jersey number is 87. Turns out, the deranged buffoon made his first trip to the Soviet Union in ‘87, one arranged at the highest levels of the Soviet diplomatic service, with assistance from the KGB. The KGB’s spy chief, Vladimir Kryuchkov, was at the time aggressively leading efforts to recruit more Americans. One of his foreign intelligence officers was Vladimir Putin.
Upon his return, the deranged buffoon spent $100K to run an ad in several major dailies stating the US should abandon its unworthy global allies, widely viewed as a dig at NATO and presaging his desire to dismantle it.
In the end, Kelce is intentionally fueling the deranged buffoon’s rage by wearing 87, complicit with NATO. See, when unscrambled, *North Atlantic Treaty Organization* yields *Irritate Oozy, “Tanning” Charlatan Tot*.
Taylor Swift. Travis Kelce. Barack Obama. The NFL. NATO. There you have it.
The *only* detail that doesn’t add up is Kelce is a tight end for the Chiefs. Thing is, every time the diapered buffoon and former Commander-In-Chief shits himself, he’s viscerally reminded he doesn’t have one.
She’s smart. The GOP does not stand a chance
I don’t care what any politician thinks of Taylor Swift
Drop Harris from the ticket and replace her with Tay Tay.
Recently I have wondered if, knowing what she knows now, if Liz Cheney could go back 20 years in time, would she choose a different path to today. My guess is she would. I have disagreed with her politics, but she is loyal to this country and I believe if she foresaw what the Republican Party has become, she would not be a Republican.
I don’t understand this timeline.
What are conservatives allowed to like?
When she put on a three day long concert in our town this past year, our restaurant was so busy that it was one of the best nights for tips, all because of the massive influx of people into the downtown. She helped me earn half my rent in a single shift and for that, I’ll always back her up. Also it goes without saying, fuck Donald Trump
“conservative”?
Liz I don’t think Taylor needs your help.
We already know. This isn’t news.
I agree with Liz Cheney Taylor Swift is a national hero she hasn’t made any major political statements except tell her fans to vote 🗳️ in this years elections and the Republican Party-
Donald Trump his allies are picking on the wrong person attacking her Swifties are going to seek retribution mark my words
America is not a serious country
This is so stupid her music sucks just like the republicans
Taylor steady workin to be the next Dolly Parton
Taylor Swift is the next Dolly Parton.
I’m not a fan but if it keeps trump from being elected, I’m all in with it.
I love how Liz became the siren call of the left and Elon became the siren call of the right. Both sides bring me a hearty chuckle.
Only because young ppl know her music, making the NFL A TON OF MONEY…. Swifty can’t move SWIFTLY ENOUGH! She looks so stupid cheering for a run she doesn’t even really know! Dumb blinde
She hasn’t done a single thing.
Cheney really doesn’t seem to have a grasp on how to just fade into obscurity like the irrelevant piece of trash she is.
She is the hand of god come to smite Biden. (I’m an atheist)
“Hello, fellow kids. It is I, the Ja Rule of politics, with an important announcement that I know you were all desperate to hear.”
‘National treasure’? Please explain why.
Im conservative and i LOVE Taylor, its not a leftist cult we can like anyone without getting canceled or shamed.
GOP is scared that she will endorse Biden and attacked her preemptively to discredit her. Apparently she has huge amount of fans from both ends of the spectrum.
I hate her music but I will buy her album if she endorses Biden.
This is such a weird situation. She seems like a good person for a billionaire. She pisses off the MAGA nuts, so I like her more. Her music isn’t my thing, but the attentions she is paid for no reason bothers me. For me, she is the epitome of “the enemy of my enemy is my friend,” but only because her music is nothing special and the people that hater her are SO fucking awful. What a weird timeline.
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What a weird and stupid time to be alive.
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I wouldn’t go that far. She’s talented, seems reasonably intelligent, has probably inspired a generation of girls to shoot for the stars, and has made a very good living for almost twenty years. She’s set for life, and that’s great for her. If she convinces a ton of her followers to vote though, I would be immensely grateful to her.
Liz Cheney is still around?
Liz B Trollin
seriously, best wishes to T&T, hope they make it last
If you had told me 10 years ago that the last republicans I would vaguely respect would be John McCain, Mitt Romney and a fucking Cheney, I would have laughed in your face.
I had no idea how crazy things could get.
No nasty shit towards Putin but shitting on Swift really ? Dumbass MAGATs !
Cheney is trying to get a spot on the View.
As an old punk I never thought I’d be rooting for a mediocre pop artist but here we are.
Every generation has an idol they love. The Republican (ie rabid MAGA sect) are just butt hurt they don’t have a star with as much influence to “exploit”.
I saw this dumb report from a right wing news segment talking about how idolizing Taylor Swift was a sin, and it was clear the irony was lost on him with how rabid the Trump fan base is. Considering at one Trump rally they made a literal GOLD IDOL statue of him. Very reminiscent of the biblical story of people being punished for making and worshiping a GOLD IDOL of a calf statue. The very same story that the reporter was referencing, completely glossing over the fact he too idolizes trump.
Seeing as the MAGA wingnuts’ skulls are furiously imploding ahead of the Super Bowl, thought I’d help guide them through the conspiratorial web slowly enveloping the upcoming game. As Q tells us, it’s all there to see if you know where to look.
The ultimate truth: When you unscramble *Taylor Swift Travis Kelce*, you get *Locker Tryst Is Evil Fatwa*.
Not only will the cabal led by this nefarious duo unleash another pandemic on the nation…
*NFL Super Bowl LVIII* unscrambled yields *Evil Libs Own Flu…R.I.P.*
…it will also target the heart of MAGA: The deranged buffoon, himself.
So, who’s pulling the strings and getting under the deranged buffoon’s oleaginous, yet paradoxically thin skin?
*Kansas City Chiefs* gives us *Kenya Catfish Sics*
That’s right: The former POTUS who catfished as an American, but was really Kenyan, is accelerating the addled clown’s public meltdown.
Not only that, Obama also appears to be conspiring with another dubious, greedy character in this convoluted scheme to undermine MAGA’s electoral prospects.
See, *Barack Hussein Obama* unscrambled gives us *Bash US, Arab Make Coin*.
Which Arab? None other than de facto Saudi “ruler” Mohammed Bin Salman, himself.
Why “ruler”? Because *Mohammed Bin Salman* yields *Obama Man Minds Helm*. In effect, MBS is just BHO’s placeholder.
The goal? In a panic to scrape up even more funds to deal with his escalating legal woes, the deranged buffoon will sell *even more* stolen nuclear secrets to Saudi Arabia; *MBS BHO*, after all, gives us *H-BOMBS*.
The DOJ’s trap will be set, MAGA.
Which brings us back to Travis Kelce, whose jersey number is 87. Turns out, the deranged buffoon made his first trip to the Soviet Union in ‘87, one arranged at the highest levels of the Soviet diplomatic service, with assistance from the KGB. The KGB’s spy chief, Vladimir Kryuchkov, was at the time aggressively leading efforts to recruit more Americans. One of his foreign intelligence officers was Vladimir Putin.
Upon his return, the deranged buffoon spent $100K to run an ad in several major dailies stating the US should abandon its unworthy global allies, widely viewed as a dig at NATO and presaging his desire to dismantle it.
In the end, Kelce is intentionally fueling the deranged buffoon’s rage by wearing 87, complicit with NATO. See, when unscrambled, *North Atlantic Treaty Organization* yields *Irritate Oozy, “Tanning” Charlatan Tot*.
Taylor Swift. Travis Kelce. Barack Obama. The NFL. NATO. There you have it.
The *only* detail that doesn’t add up is Kelce is a tight end for the Chiefs. Thing is, every time the diapered buffoon and former Commander-In-Chief shits himself, he’s viscerally reminded he doesn’t have one.
She’s smart. The GOP does not stand a chance
I don’t care what any politician thinks of Taylor Swift
Drop Harris from the ticket and replace her with Tay Tay.
Recently I have wondered if, knowing what she knows now, if Liz Cheney could go back 20 years in time, would she choose a different path to today. My guess is she would. I have disagreed with her politics, but she is loyal to this country and I believe if she foresaw what the Republican Party has become, she would not be a Republican.
I don’t understand this timeline.
What are conservatives allowed to like?
When she put on a three day long concert in our town this past year, our restaurant was so busy that it was one of the best nights for tips, all because of the massive influx of people into the downtown. She helped me earn half my rent in a single shift and for that, I’ll always back her up. Also it goes without saying, fuck Donald Trump
“conservative”?
Liz I don’t think Taylor needs your help.
We already know. This isn’t news.
I agree with Liz Cheney Taylor Swift is a national hero she hasn’t made any major political statements except tell her fans to vote 🗳️ in this years elections and the Republican Party-
Donald Trump his allies are picking on the wrong person attacking her Swifties are going to seek retribution mark my words
America is not a serious country
This is so stupid her music sucks just like the republicans
Taylor steady workin to be the next Dolly Parton
Taylor Swift is the next Dolly Parton.
I’m not a fan but if it keeps trump from being elected, I’m all in with it.
I love how Liz became the siren call of the left and Elon became the siren call of the right. Both sides bring me a hearty chuckle.
Only because young ppl know her music, making the NFL A TON OF MONEY…. Swifty can’t move SWIFTLY ENOUGH! She looks so stupid cheering for a run she doesn’t even really know! Dumb blinde
She hasn’t done a single thing.
Cheney really doesn’t seem to have a grasp on how to just fade into obscurity like the irrelevant piece of trash she is.
She is the hand of god come to smite Biden. (I’m an atheist)
“Hello, fellow kids. It is I, the Ja Rule of politics, with an important announcement that I know you were all desperate to hear.”
‘National treasure’? Please explain why.
Im conservative and i LOVE Taylor, its not a leftist cult we can like anyone without getting canceled or shamed.
GOP is scared that she will endorse Biden and attacked her preemptively to discredit her. Apparently she has huge amount of fans from both ends of the spectrum.
I hate her music but I will buy her album if she endorses Biden.
This is such a weird situation. She seems like a good person for a billionaire. She pisses off the MAGA nuts, so I like her more. Her music isn’t my thing, but the attentions she is paid for no reason bothers me. For me, she is the epitome of “the enemy of my enemy is my friend,” but only because her music is nothing special and the people that hater her are SO fucking awful. What a weird timeline.