Cocaine in rural Ireland: ‘Cocaine would arrive before your pizza delivery’

by gig1922

31 comments
  1. Get a Hooker to deliver both and save the tip.

  2. > This campaign includes a sign that says “This is a sneachta-free zone, you may be required to test. We operate at zero-tolerance. If in doubt, stay out”.

    “Here now, you have to piss in this cup before we can sell you any pints boss.”

  3. Pizzerias better start hiring drug mules for their deliveries

  4. Am I the only one who wouldn’t touch that shit with a 10ft pole? Christ only knows what they’re mixing it with, I will yeah short it up my nose, and the fecking price of it too.

  5. As someone who lives in rural Ireland, I doubt this.

    Nobody is getting a pizza delivered.

  6. Aye well . Pizza needs to be prepped and cooked before it’s delivered. If you’re ordering cocaine you won’t need pizza anyway . Not a fan of the devils dandruff myself .

  7. Sweet, anyone got a menu and number….can’t find them on just eat! 👀🤣

  8. Cocaine is a horrible drug, ruins peoples lives. Snort a line and every 10 mins for the rest of the night you need more. If you’re gonna take drugs you be better off dropping a banger or snorting some MDMA

  9. That’s really bad. Then you wouldn’t want to eat the pizza. Has to be the other way around. Come on fellas, you can sort this out.

  10. Nothing works than Charlie arriving after pizza!

  11. Won’t name names here obvs but i know first hand of a pub that turns a blind eye as the customers end up staying until all hours buying drink.

  12. I’ve said this a few times on this sub, lots didn’t believe it but the reality is it’s true.

    Prohibition never works.

  13. Never ordered coke delivery or pizza deliver so i wont me knowing

  14. Your coke will probably be a lot more cut than your pizza.

  15. ![gif](giphy|LyA6LIAPIwEFi|downsized)

    Weekends down in rural Ireland be like…….

  16. And who says there are no services available in rural Ireland?

  17. Was recently out in a local pub over Christmas. The use of coke was pretty open.

    Society will regret the normalisation of cocaine when the health issues start tearing their heads. When middle class people start suffering that is. Obviously when it’s working or lower class people a blind eye can be turned.

    I’m aware of lads in their twenties having cardiac issues off their cocaine use. Can’t pin it on the illegality either when it’s definitely the cocaine rather than the filth it’s cut with.

  18. The coke habit in rural Ireland has gone way out of hand. The suicide rates have gone up, and I personally know at least 5 lads that topped themselves who did it due to owing serious money to dealers.
    We’re in a time where people are crying about rent prices and unable to get a mortgage when the same generation are spending money like they are on dust. It’s a serious problem that seems to be being ignored

  19. Getting pizza delivered? In rural Ireland?
    Gway will ya with your mad notions. Twas far from pizza deliveries and cocaine you were reared!

  20. Decrimalise/Legalise or suffer down the road when more addictive and dangerous substances are created

  21. One thing that’s been alluded to in some of the comments here, and which also comes up on other threads about cocaine, is that some people seem to use it as an aid to forcing more alcohol into their bodies

    Imagine a dedicated athlete who tracks every calorie, gets nine hours of sleep a night, six hard gym sessions every week for years, massages, physio yoga and then realising that he’s going to face very stiff competition for the gold medal, decides to take the plunge and start taking steroids, knowing full well the risk he’s posing to his health

    Irish people however take cocaine, just to shout ever increasing waffle outside the chipper at 2am. The severe risk to their health, sanity, families and as well as the destruction to their community, not to mention the sponsorship they give to drug lords who decapitate people on whim, none of this will get in their way of putting a bag of chips on their head and shouting four times that this is like that episode of Mrs Brown’s Boys

  22. Its everywhere came downstairs this morning there was someone cramming it through the letterbox. Piled up everywhere there is a tidal mark on the walls with the height of it

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