don’t wast your time fake Hans, you can already put Belgium and Italy in red.
why would you avoid iceland
You’re very welcome to not visit Ireland at any time in the future. Nice to not see ya.
Wow, your life is so interesting fake Hans, we all care
Cyprus mentioned 🦅🦅🦅
What places will you visit in Estonia? I’m curious.
I can highly recommend Iceland. It depends ofcours what you’re looking for.
Discount Hans can’t afford to go to Mallorca?
Think twice
Ireland is significantly safer than the majority of places you’ve visited.
You’ve literally classed Ukraine which is in the throes of the largest conflict on European soil since one of your lot got a bit uppity 80 years as safer than Ireland.
Don’t consider, please and thank you.
We got enough Germans, so we don’t want your business anyway Mr fake Hans.
Why avoid Iceland? It’s incredible there.
Okay, but what did Iceland do? Volcanos are fucking awesome irl.
Why Scotland but not the rest of the UK?
Why would you visit the Netherlands?
Really hoping this guy isn’t a painter
Mountain Hans got rejected by Hot Parisian Woman™ and simply couldn’t take it.
U avoid balkans, but consider Ukraine which is in a war. Dafuq
OP hates the sun, sand and summer sex
Ah Tallinn, my favorite tropical holiday destination.
You avoid bulgaria and romania because Shengen?
Is Poland safe tho?
If this is a joke cool, if not you’re missing some great places
So you went to fucking Lybia yet you say avoid the balkans who are part of the EU? 😂 What do you think will happen, gypsies dismantling your car and stealing it in .3 seconds?
Avoid Iceland? Why?
Fuck you too and stay home
Forgive me but I’m not going to trust the opinions of someone from a place that’s only famous for producing Adolf Hitler and Josef Fritzl
Aye, please avoid Fritzel. We don’t do basements in the UK so you’d be like a fish out of water
Hey! What’s wrong with Iceland?
Lol, an Austrian tells people that Romania and Bulgaria are to be avoided while an active warzone can be considered, my fucking sides.
Go gas some more people you don’t agree with, discount Hanz.
I like how OP somehow considers an active warzone like Ukraine to be safer than Iceland, Ireland, and most of the UK apart from Scotland
My man despises the colourblind
>Ukraine
“Can consider”
Ok, German.
That’s right! You better not show your mountain goat ass up in my place!
What can we do to make you change your mind?
Never take us off the avoid, please and thank you.
Please also avoid us when you start the next world war
Poland is nice. Italy is nice. You’ve already visited the places I’ve been other than those.
I was once forced to visit Vienna… regrets are still strong. The only german-speaking country where they picked up my accent (Hochdeutsch, jawohl), even though they don’t master the language themselves. What a bunch of m***.
You should visit Ukraine now OP, I hear the eastern parts are beautiful at this time of year
Well… What’s the worst that could happen to an Austrian in the Balkans?
Can’t tell if you’re avoiding half of Europe or if half of Europe is your home
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Lol you visited Lybia?
No onions for you fake Hans
don’t wast your time fake Hans, you can already put Belgium and Italy in red.
why would you avoid iceland
You’re very welcome to not visit Ireland at any time in the future. Nice to not see ya.
Wow, your life is so interesting fake Hans, we all care
Cyprus mentioned 🦅🦅🦅
What places will you visit in Estonia? I’m curious.
I can highly recommend Iceland. It depends ofcours what you’re looking for.
Discount Hans can’t afford to go to Mallorca?
Think twice
Ireland is significantly safer than the majority of places you’ve visited.
You’ve literally classed Ukraine which is in the throes of the largest conflict on European soil since one of your lot got a bit uppity 80 years as safer than Ireland.
Don’t consider, please and thank you.
We got enough Germans, so we don’t want your business anyway Mr fake Hans.
Why avoid Iceland? It’s incredible there.
Okay, but what did Iceland do? Volcanos are fucking awesome irl.
Why Scotland but not the rest of the UK?
Why would you visit the Netherlands?
Really hoping this guy isn’t a painter
Mountain Hans got rejected by Hot Parisian Woman™ and simply couldn’t take it.
U avoid balkans, but consider Ukraine which is in a war. Dafuq
OP hates the sun, sand and summer sex
Ah Tallinn, my favorite tropical holiday destination.
You avoid bulgaria and romania because Shengen?
Is Poland safe tho?
If this is a joke cool, if not you’re missing some great places
So you went to fucking Lybia yet you say avoid the balkans who are part of the EU? 😂 What do you think will happen, gypsies dismantling your car and stealing it in .3 seconds?
Avoid Iceland? Why?
Fuck you too and stay home
Forgive me but I’m not going to trust the opinions of someone from a place that’s only famous for producing Adolf Hitler and Josef Fritzl
Aye, please avoid Fritzel. We don’t do basements in the UK so you’d be like a fish out of water
Hey! What’s wrong with Iceland?
Lol, an Austrian tells people that Romania and Bulgaria are to be avoided while an active warzone can be considered, my fucking sides.
Go gas some more people you don’t agree with, discount Hanz.
I like how OP somehow considers an active warzone like Ukraine to be safer than Iceland, Ireland, and most of the UK apart from Scotland
My man despises the colourblind
>Ukraine
“Can consider”
Ok, German.
That’s right! You better not show your mountain goat ass up in my place!
What can we do to make you change your mind?
Never take us off the avoid, please and thank you.
Please also avoid us when you start the next world war
Poland is nice. Italy is nice. You’ve already visited the places I’ve been other than those.
I was once forced to visit Vienna… regrets are still strong. The only german-speaking country where they picked up my accent (Hochdeutsch, jawohl), even though they don’t master the language themselves. What a bunch of m***.
You should visit Ukraine now OP, I hear the eastern parts are beautiful at this time of year
Well… What’s the worst that could happen to an Austrian in the Balkans?
Can’t tell if you’re avoiding half of Europe or if half of Europe is your home
why you avoid bosnia ?