“What the hell are they thinking?”: Furious Republicans erupt over “embarrassing” defeat

by bored-now

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  1. Having three of the biggest losers in the Republican party be the image for this article is *chefs kiss*.

  2. Rep. Ryan Zinke, R-Mont is right.

    It’s like two armies on the battlefield. They both start to charge, then you have Boebert running out there naked in the middle of everyone. Grabbing balls and blowing smoke.

    Armies are stunned, so they just go back to camp.

  3. They are not thinking. If they were thinking they would not even have done this impeachment inquiry.

  4. It is the 90s and republicans are upset about immigration. Yet when they gain power they do nothing to address it.

    It is the 00s and republicans are upset about immigration. Yet when they gain power they do nothing to address it.

    It is the 10s and republicans are upset about immigration. Yet when they gain power they do nothing to address it.

    It is the 20s and republicans are upset about immigration. Yet when they gain power they do nothing to address it.

  5. Trump: I don’t want this bill to pass. 

    House GOP: *votes No on the bill*

    Remember many of them are election deniers and still call him President Trump.

  6. can we please have the word “gay” back? I don’t know what else to call Mike Johnson. homosexual men, lmk

  7. Do conservatives actually “think”? Does Marge have a fully developed human brain? So many questions.

  8. Mother fuckers can’t even impeach someone they’ve been building a ‘case’ against for years. Hilarious

  9. Mike Johnson admitted that the reason they lost is because the Republicans purposefully held the vote on a date when a Democratic member was in the hospital recovering from surgery and had to come back in hospital scrubs to cast his vote. ***AND*** Johnson said they’re going to try it again when a Democrat or two is not able to be present!!!! Maybe for a funeral or because of a car accident. This level of ghoulishness in order to sneak an impeachment of a cabinet member over the line is disgusting!!!

  10. If Republicans were capable of thinking they’d be very upset right now.

  11. I love that I can’t tell what defeat this refers to, based on the headline alone.

  12. Republicans say a whole lot of things but do nothing we they gain power, classic

  13. Show the high crime or misdemeanor, or take your policy differences and shove them up your ass republicans. Those 3 did the right thing and said this is a joke. Do better

  14. Trump did this to them. Trump blew up their plans on the immigration bill. Trump is making them look like disorganized fools. Yet this doesn’t piss any of them off. They still bend the knee.

  15. Oh, would you look at that… Politically motivated bills meant to spite the Democrats fail. And they’re mad. After saying Trump’s legal problems that *he* caused are politically motivated. Hypocrisy not at its finest (that’s the border bill killing), but as always, on full display.

  16. Beavus, Butthead and the, grab them by the dick, they let you, lady.

  17. How is it a “defeat” when it’s 100% self-inflicted?  If I’m cleaning my gun and shoot myself nobody calls it a “defeat”.

  18. The most embarrassing thing they’ve done to themselves all day. So far.

  19. > The hotly debated proposed impeachment was the result of House GOP efforts to oust Mayorkas for **perceived failure** to enforce U.S. immigration policies at the border

    FUCK this formulation. “Perceived” has shit all to do with it, it’s what they’re *choosing to portray* as failure. Cynically and opportunistically creating a talking point where none existed, for the sole purpose of supporting their quest for power.

    “Claim to perceive as failures” or “ostensibly perceive as failures.” Please stop giving credence to GOP lies and spin.

  20. If illegal immigration is such a threat to the nation why isn’t hiring illegals punishable by life in prison or the death penalty?

  21. Apparently, republicans are not even capable of bad governance. Vote Blue! Every election, every time, everywhere!

  22. That picture is hilarious. “I know just what I need: Lauren Bobert over my left shoulder and Gym Jordan over my right shoulder.”

  23. Every Republican official and donor repeat after me: “We are an inept and broken political party, ready to be tossed into the trash heap of history.”

  24. Did not realize the ‘alligator moats’ thing was real but not surprised after the ‘nuke the hurricane’ idea. Trump is a 12 year old psychopath trapped in a discarded bag of meat slurry. With fascist sprinkles.

  25. It’s almost worth not paying attention to what they say or do anymore if you know you are going to vote Democrat. I truly think 99.99999% of the country knows who they are going to vote for if it’s Trump v. Biden. They are just giant assholes. They are the asshole you’ve had encounters with your entire life.

  26. What a shit article from salon. Treating the Republicans like they have any reason to be interviewed or spoken too. The Republicans don’t work for Americans, they work for perks and campaign contributions from over leveraged trust fund parasites.

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