lil jon: (*soothingly*) yeah. what? okay. what? okay. what? yeaaaaaaaaaaaah
Andre 3000 was a trendsetter. Fucking called it
what, okay, yeay
Do you feel enlightened? Yeah!
Lemme see you breathe slow
*you scared* *you scared*
Sounds like an Onion article
I hope he says namaste like he says ok.
YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! OOOOKAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!
Calm down for what?
inhale….yeah….exhale…okay
Sounds like a Dave Chappelle sketch
breathe in, yeah?
breathe out, okay.
Most shocking bit in the article: Lil Jon is 53 years old. what?! ok…
I’m down for it! Let’s get experimental, everything else has been done before anyway.
I’m sorry he’s gonna turn down for what?
Dude always felt like a real life Slurms MacKenzie.
This was not on my 2024 Bingo card.
Andre still setting trends to this day
I’m totally listening to this! Thanks!
I’d bet money he’s going to be at the superbowl
I understand why this story may sound entirely made up but the most surreal moment of my life was waking up to Lil John yelling “WHAT? You like carrots? You like Easter? YEAH! OK!”
I wiped my eyes and said “Lil John?” He laughed and tipped me and walked inside. I was working at a nightclub (another lifetime ago) and had nodded off at like 3am in the lobby. It was just the two of us. Security must have been in the bathroom or something.
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lil jon: (*soothingly*) yeah. what? okay. what? okay. what? yeaaaaaaaaaaaah
Andre 3000 was a trendsetter. Fucking called it
what, okay, yeay
Do you feel enlightened? Yeah!
Lemme see you breathe slow
*you scared* *you scared*
Sounds like an Onion article
I hope he says namaste like he says ok.
YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! OOOOKAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!
Calm down for what?
inhale….yeah….exhale…okay
Sounds like a Dave Chappelle sketch
breathe in, yeah?
breathe out, okay.
Most shocking bit in the article: Lil Jon is 53 years old. what?! ok…
I’m down for it! Let’s get experimental, everything else has been done before anyway.
I’m sorry he’s gonna turn down for what?
Dude always felt like a real life Slurms MacKenzie.
This was not on my 2024 Bingo card.
Andre still setting trends to this day
I’m totally listening to this! Thanks!
I’d bet money he’s going to be at the superbowl
I understand why this story may sound entirely made up but the most surreal moment of my life was waking up to Lil John yelling “WHAT? You like carrots? You like Easter? YEAH! OK!”
I wiped my eyes and said “Lil John?” He laughed and tipped me and walked inside. I was working at a nightclub (another lifetime ago) and had nodded off at like 3am in the lobby. It was just the two of us. Security must have been in the bathroom or something.
Relax, breath in, hold, now exhale “yeah ok!!”
As a daily meditator I would love to hear this!
Turn down for what?
I’m so tired of partyin’.