Just scrolling through Russias state media and found this gem, how close do you thing the numbers are?

There the above article had the overwhelming successful assaults of the day with a Himar launcher destroyed too

For a laugh just Google “Russian Tass” and read the ridiculous articles

by fatheadsflathead

28 comments
  1. according to russia Ukraine also lost 13000 x-wing fighters, 500 death stars and 42000 jew-ray satellites

  2. If Ukraine had 570 planes, 265 helicopters, 12k drones and 15K tanks… They would have won the war last fucken January.

  3. where are the 9 Zelensky, 14 death stars and 4 batmans in the list?

  4. 😂😂😂😂😂 Jesus Christ that’s ridiculous. Where did all that stuff supposedly come from? NATO? If NATO delivered on that scale, Russia would be begging Ukraine for mercy by now …

  5. Looks pretty believable to me, but they seem to have missed out the 2,316,419 troops, 276 warships, 19 submarines and 4 death stars!

  6. They forgot to mention that the vast majority of the 12 thousand drones were destroyed through ‘collisions’ with Russian infantry or vehicles.

  7. >”Overall, the Russian armed forces downed over 12,000 Ukrainian drones”

    With their heads

  8. Didn’t Russia say they knocked out all the HIMARS before they even arrived 1.5 years ago?

    To this date, there has not been a single shred of evidence that Russia has even taken out a single HIMARS. 

    They’ve been free to shoot and scoot, every single day for 1.5 years and Russia can’t touch them. Ukraine deserves more ammo. 

  9. Dude ukraine had 15k tanks and 462 anti air? Ukraine has to share this cloning tech with the artillery shell Department.

  10. And the carriers. They forgot about the Ukraine’s carriers!

  11. MAD Magazine cant even come up with those crazy numbers.

  12. Most Russians n´know the numbers are made up.

    BUT: Russians also believe Numbers from Oryx are made up. That’s haw their propaganda works.

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    Similar with this Q bullshit. it makes 0 sense. But if you are a littebit simple minded, at one point you trust real media as few as bullshit from the internet.

  13. It’s almost like the Ruskies took their own loss numbers and relabelled them as Ukrainian…. Clever bastards 🤔

  14. this is solely written that way to “explain” their own losses. Because they are total nuts. And nothing could ever explain it other than an even bigger lie.
    PS: the word shadow-boxing comes to mind.

  15. To paraphrase stalin, it’s not how many military things you destroy, it’s who counts them.

  16. The only correct number is the drones.

    The Ivanovets alone destroyed 6.

  17. They forgot to mention the 2,854 f-35s and the 7 aircraft carries

  18. 15k tanks, 570 planes , adorable 🤣 is it 10x statistic?

  19. I mean if you read the highlighted paragraph properly, they aren’t lying. It said “[list of equipment] has been destroyed”. Doesn’t mention whose equipment was destroyed. Based on the numbers they are clearly referring to their own equipment.

  20. Did anyone see the footage of 2 Storm Shadow missiles flying directly over S300/S400 anti air.
    Hilarious 😂

  21. I dont think the russians ‘downed 12k drones’ more like ate 12k drones.

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