Mate, you’re not even the best beer in my fridge, and you’re only in there because you were a gift.

by NighthawkUnicorn

32 comments

  3. I offered a four pack of Carlsberg to some drunks on a park bench in the centre of town and they said ‘no thank you, we have standards’.

  5. I buy it because it’s cheap. 

    You have it because your friends are cheap. We are not the same.

  8. As a dane i confirm that nobody wants Carlsberg. Thats why we export all of them to other countries.

  9. My salt banks explode when I see anyone say ‘If Carlsberg did…’ to describe a good moment. Unbelievable that they’ve managed to marry a shit beer with a slogan that has gone on to be a staple in the English language.

    Fair play to those marketers 👏

  10. The export you see abroad is “better”. Not by much though.

  11. It’s the best beer inside a can of Carlsberg at least

  12. The Carlesberg Pilsner is a solid beer, one of my favourites.

  13. Probably the most likely beer to be left by someone else after a party.

  15. i thought it was Heineken at first and was about to start defending it. but nah, can’t defend this

  16. ““If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it” – Joseph Goebbels

    (Possibly not said by Goebbels but in the spirit of the quote let’s believe it was)

  17. I paid £9.40 for a fucking pint of this in Denmark of all fucking places just the other day.

    This post has triggered me again.

  19. I like Carlsberg Premium Export but the stuff in the green cans is foul.

  20. Carlsberg sucks. It’s terrible and I don’t understand how it can possibly sell.

  21. Weren’t Carlsberg the ones who ran the “Taking ‘no’ out of your vocabulary” advert?

  23. It’s like when an ugly girl calls themself a ten, nobody argues yet nobody agrees.

  24. Carlsberg…

    You know when Australians say “Fosters, Australian for piss”…. Similar thoughts come to mind.

  25. If Carlsberg did jokes it would be the biggest one.

  28. I don’t mind it as a low alcohol option, only 3.4%. Better then foul alcohol free piss water anyway.

  30. When i was about 22 years old my Nan bought me and my cousin each a slab of Carlsberg from Asda. They were on special offer at the time. I drank all my 18 cans to myself and went to bed feeling normal. Woke up next day with no hangover. Total waste of time.

  31. It’s down there with Heineken and Amstel. Basically, if it’s been the official beer of the Champions League, it’s the worst fuckin choice imaginable.

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