Tell your old and dumb friends and family members about this cus someone is going to fall for it.

He called me and said hes from revolut and that he’s going to suspend my account, ofcourse I told him to fuck off and die.

by YoloBoy914

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  1. I had them call the other day. I pretended I didn’t know what “a revolut” was. Just acted dumb. Thrn they asked me which bank I was with in malta. I then said “malta? What do you mean? I don’t live there!” And just spent 5 minutes wasting their time.

    I coup de grace was when I said “ooooooh I get it now, you need to get fucked”

  2. I had this a few weeks ago via a WhatsApp call. Spent lots of time wasting their time “misunderstanding” them. Then told them to go ahead and shut the account as I don’t use it.
    More time wasting while they try and get my card number until I got bored and told them to get lost.

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