Frenchmen when someone speak a different dialect other than French (this dialect has been in France since hugh capet)

Ahahahaha
Swiss kryptonite is more like “Doing anything”
I cannot be afraid of what I do not know.
I’ve ‘on me’d’ so much with friends and then next time they’d sent a tikkie it turned me sour. I can’t do it anymore. All the respect is gone and now we’re sending tikkies about everything.
Ethical Banking? That’s a good PR slogan, we’ll use this. We’ll do the exact same thing like before, but it sounds better.
We could even include some minorities for more diversity in the places where we melt down the gold from Germany, that comes for some unknown reason in the shape of human teeth.
Some times I feel bad for Sweden, imagine having such low cultural impact the one joke people have about you is about you being, like, in the lower top 10 of Islamic population in the Continent give or take.
Dutch one is fake, sometimes you want to pay as not to offset the careful balance of paying for eating, and not violating het arbeidsongeschiktheidverzekeringscontract
Tktktk, we do have peaceful protests, load of them. In fact, the balance between peaceful protest and violent protests is likely the same than in other countries.
It’s just that there are much more protests cause we ain’t bitching around but taking the streets ✊
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Frenchmen when someone speak a different dialect other than French (this dialect has been in France since hugh capet)

Ahahahaha
Swiss kryptonite is more like “Doing anything”
I cannot be afraid of what I do not know.
I’ve ‘on me’d’ so much with friends and then next time they’d sent a tikkie it turned me sour. I can’t do it anymore. All the respect is gone and now we’re sending tikkies about everything.
The Dutch one got me lol
Sometimes nightmares come [true.](https://yougov.co.uk/politics/articles/47997-britons-support-rejoining-the-single-market-even-if-it-means-free-movement) (yes I know it’s not quite the same things but joining the single market but not joining the EU is so stupid….oh, yes….that is something is Brits would do.
Meh. You could have put some more effort on the italian one. You could have written serious politician… that’s scary…
The swedish one is not even that real, [but it started becoming a bit true](https://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/Rr77qd/aftonbladet-direkt?pinnedEntry=1211983)
Ethical Banking? That’s a good PR slogan, we’ll use this. We’ll do the exact same thing like before, but it sounds better.
We could even include some minorities for more diversity in the places where we melt down the gold from Germany, that comes for some unknown reason in the shape of human teeth.
Some times I feel bad for Sweden, imagine having such low cultural impact the one joke people have about you is about you being, like, in the lower top 10 of Islamic population in the Continent give or take.
Dutch one is fake, sometimes you want to pay as not to offset the careful balance of paying for eating, and not violating het arbeidsongeschiktheidverzekeringscontract
Tktktk, we do have peaceful protests, load of them. In fact, the balance between peaceful protest and violent protests is likely the same than in other countries.
It’s just that there are much more protests cause we ain’t bitching around but taking the streets ✊
https://preview.redd.it/9qyeia630thc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=18cb991e1ba40626c64fb3f562b730217d4379e3
I thought being french was everyone’s worst fear
As an Italian our worst fear is closer to Greece’s actually. Hawaiian Pizza tho, that’s a close 2nd
According to this meme, I am the fucking fear. Though not to a YUROP level.
Were Greece handling the pixel budget for this masterpiece?
Jokes aside, I honestly wish the UK could rejoin the EU.
Leaving has totally buggered us financially
Ethics are not conducive to profits.
How can we be afraid of relevance? We are the reason you guys are talking to each other in the first place.
A centralised and efficient political system on the other hand…
Nooo, not our 90 years old fax technology :((((
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This is true, we fear nothing
200% accurate
What is to ‘Love about the EU’ Right now? Hardly thriving is it
was expecting nuclear energy as germany’s greatest fear ngl
Here are some more:
🇸🇲Someone saying “crossbows are so dorky bruh”
🇮🇪Running out of beer (the depression boutta hit again)
🇷🇺Running out of vodka (the depression boutta hit again)
🇧🇦Running out of rakija (the depression boutta hit again)
🇱🇮Paying taxes
🇽🇰Serbia
🇬🇪Places which arent covered in stone and rocks
🇦🇩Running out of skiing eqipment to give to the spanish
🇸🇮Homophobia
🇲🇨Poverty
🇱🇺Poverty 2
🇲🇪Waking up
🇻🇦Age of consent
🇨🇾 Gayreeks/turks depending on who you ask
🇲🇹Pork meat
🇦🇲Azeris and turks
🇧🇾Daddy vladdy hating them :(((
🇦🇿Not having been racist to an armenian in the last 3 hours